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please be nice to me, i'm in my twenties. do you know what that does to a person

Do not ever tell me that Aziraphale is being selfish here.

Never. Not once. If you try to even start, shut your fucking mouth.

Do you know how hard it is to admit something like this when you're not even supposed to want anything?

Gabriel was surprised the first time he was given a gift.

Aziraphale is telling Crowley he wants to make things better, but he doesn't think he can do it without Crowley.

He is pouring his heart out right here. He doesn't think he can do enough good without Crowley. He wants to make Heaven better, but he thinks he needs Crowley to make it happen.

This is the one time that Crowley cannot help him, but that doesn't mean that what Aziraphale is doing is wrong.

Me saying that Aziraphale isn't doing anything wrong by going back to Heaven doesn't mean I'm saying Crowley is wrong for the choice he made either. Neither of them is wrong. This is not a black and white situation.

Aziraphale told Crowley he needed him while the Metatron was within hearing distance.

Let me say this as loudly as possible for you, m'kay?

AN ANGEL JUST TOLD A DEMON HE NEEDS HIM.

We all remember how that's a no-no, right?? That's exactly the kind of language Aziraphale always avoided because even ducks have ears. And the one time he used that kind of language was when the Metatron was waiting to take him back to Heaven because the Metatron knows about their history.

The last time Heaven implied that Aziraphale and Crowley were together, Sandalphon punched him in the stomach.

But go off with how Aziraphale is so selfish and only ever thinks about his own wants and needs after he bared his heart to Crowley in front of the fucking Metatron. Go off with how you keep proving you didn't understand the first thing about Aziraphale and Crowley's shades of grey discussion from 1941.

Be mad at Aziraphale if it helps you heal, but don't assassinate his character by turning him into someone he's not just because you're desperate for your villainized version of him to be real.

Crowley wouldn't stand for that shit because he's perfectly capable of taking care of himself.

The thing about bugs bunny is that he lives and dies by his bits. He’s fully capable of killing you if he wanted, but the thing is, not only is he a nice guy, he’s a funny guy. To beat bugs bunny, many people assume that you just have to not fall for the jokes. If he hits you with a pie, you don’t flinch, and eventually you’ll ware him down. The issue is, misery will only last you so long. There’s only so much bits to endure before it becomes funny. And whoever is getting laughed at is losing. Instead, to kill bugs bunny, you have to beat him at his own game. When he throws a pie, don’t try to sidestep or be a sourpuss, that’s playing into his hands. Instead, you comically open your mouth and swallow it whole. This is how you kill a god.

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Do you have any links to posts that analyze how old Kakashi was when Sakumo died??? Be they your own or other people's

I explained Kakashi's ages in different stages of his life before in one of my reblogs but since I did it in a reblog, I'll do it again here.

Here are the facts that were directly stated in the manga:

• Kakashi graduated the Ninja academy and became Gennin at 5 after spending only one year in the academy, which means that he started the academy at 4.

• Kakashi became Chunin at 6

• Kakashi was promoted to Jounin 5 year after Sakumo’s death

Right before the kannabi bridge incident, the day Kakashi became Jounin Minato said that Sakumo died 5 years ago

Now in Naruto Shippuden episode 483, Kakashi visited Sakumo’s grave for his first death anniversary when he was still in the academy, and since we’ve seen Sakumo with him the day he got accepted in the academy, the only explanation for an entire year to pass before Kakashi graduate from the academy (since he only spent one year in the academy and graduated at 5) is that Sakumo died shortly after Kakashi was accepted in the academy.

So this means 2 things.

1- Sakumo died when Kakashi was 4.

2- Kakashi became Jounin when he was 9 (since Minato stated that Sakumo died 5 years ago on the day he got promoted to Jounin)

Snippets from the databooks where Kishimoto was describing Kakashi's personality...

This is my favorite part because it kinda sums up Kakashi in one sentence.

You gotta love that little sassy 4 year-old who have that huge effect on his feared by nations, marked as flee on sight in bingo books, stronger than the Legendary Sannin, legendary white fang dad.

Look at those little hands on his hips silently challenging his dad 😂