*the Kitten Sits Next To RJ And Selpt. They Seemed Sad That He's Still Asleep. Out Of Boredom, He Smacked

Hello jims! Do you guys each of a number like Jim 1, Jim 2, ETC?

°Hello. CJ glances at the mattress again before looking back at you. Well at this point in our lives we go by CJ or RJ, it's just easier and more informative to go by the letter of your profession or interest followed by the J. We just use Jim for eachother or other family, really it's outside of realatives that anyone calls us by nicknames like that.°

°He pauses. Though with nicknames like Jim One and Jim Two it'd be perfect Halloween costume as Thing One and Thing Two. He smiles. Though if you're asking specifically if we're numbered? No, we are all just Jim and any nicknames we get along the way.°

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Jims, hii!! How long ago did you start your jobs? I guess you're in it for a while now

°CJ waves and smiles at you°

"Hi there! And yes, we've been at our current jobs for a while now- I'd say around four years? Feels like both forever and yet like we've only just begun! In a good way though, rarely a dull moment in the world we live in right Jim?"

°a thumbs up and a nod°

For heck’s sake, youtube…

[Image Description: Screenshot of tweet by @Chadtronic, which reads “This is a MAJOR clarification finally being shared by YouTube themselves. Hey @TeamYouTube might I suggest you make this information more widely known? You know, not just hidden in some random reply tweet…?” Inset is his retweet of @TeamYouTube’s reply to user @MohamedMoshaya, which reads “(½) General audience content is intended for 13+ so if you create content that is targeted to a general audience, you can set your audience as “not made for kids”. A video isn’t necessarily made for kids just because it’s safe / appropriate for everyone to watch.” ]

Hey, how are you two doing? -Neb

"I think all things considered we're ok?"

°a small nod°

"We're alive and going still despite the chaos growing in these last few, so that's us. Going to make one heck of a story once it's all said and done I can say that!"

°No kidding, seems like we have stumbled into something far bigger than we thought...°

"Yeah... still rolling, Jim?"

°...Always, Jim°

∆*yells in "where did all of you come from"* You folks are amazing, this blog hasn't even been here for that long?? Thank all you stars∆

Of course, we can’t leave them behind. I’m unsure of how to free them from the cobras spell, but maybe a system reboot would work on Google. I’m not sure about the Host unfortunately. Maybe use the ‘Ok Google’ command to reboot Google. One at a time, we’ll try and figure out how to save them.

"Ok, that might work- hope Google doesn't hate us too much for it."

°My first thought for the Host was "cognitive recalibration" but this isn't the Marvel universe and I'm not Black Widow°

"And he bleeds enough as is, whacking him on the head is a last resort at best, we don't want to hurt them. Let's just hope this works."

*Øțťī§* meow *he did like Snow Ears.* mew!

°CJ didn't miss the glitch in his camera, nor the odd distorted voice, but he doesn't comment. His one visible eye narrows slightly, however.°

"I think they like your name better, Jim."

*he could have sworn he heard something, but he's blaming it on how late it was*

*NJ grabs a cup out of the cabinet as RJ nods and slides into the kitchen. The mug is handed over, coffee is poured, and the reporter calls over.*

"What do you take in it?"

"Hiya!"

°Oh- hello there!°

*RJ waves with a hand not occupied by a book.*

"Hi!"

*NJ gives a wave from the kitchen.*

Read this and save a life - YOUR OWN

From a surgical nurse and certified CPR teacher:

Please pause for 2 minutes and read this:

1. Let’s say it’s 7.25pm and you’re going home (alone of course) after an unusually hard day on the job.

2. You’re really tired, upset and frustrated.

3 Suddenly you start experiencing severe pain in your chest that starts to drag out into your arm and up in to your jaw. You are only about five km from the hospital nearest your home.

4. Unfortunately you don’t know if you’ll be able to make it that far.

5. You have been trained in CPR, but the guy who taught the course did not tell you how to perform it on yourself.

6. HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE? Since many people are alone when they suffer a heart attack without help, the person whose heart is beating improperly and who begins to feel faint, has only about 10 seconds left before losing consciousness.

7. However, these victims can help themselves by coughing repeatedly and very vigorously. A deep breath should be taken before each cough, and the cough must be deep and prolonged, as when producing sputum from deep inside the chest. A breath and a cough must be repeated about every two seconds without let-up until help arrives, or until the heart is felt to be beating normally again.

8. Deep breaths get oxygen into the lungs and coughing movements squeeze the heart and keep the blood circulating. The squeezing pressure on the heart also helps it regain normal rhythm. In this way, heart attack victims can get to a hospital.

9. Tell as many other people as possible about this. It could save their lives!!

10. A cardiologist says If everyone who gets this mail kindly sends it to 10 people, you can bet that we’ll save at least one life.

11. Rather than sending jokes, please... contribute by forwarding this mail which can save a person’s life.

12. If this message comes around you... more than once… please don’t get irritated... You should instead, be happy that you have many friends who care about you & keeps reminding you how to deal with a Heart attack.

please take the time and boost this post by reposting it and sending it to those you love because we all need to understand how to quickly deal with heart attacks