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@unorchido
my commissions are currently OPEN!
i do not have a paypal yet, so i can only take nitro as payment, unfortunately
my discord is the same as my tumblr, ultimatesoupdemon
I know heβs kind of a polarizing character, but I have to say, Elias Bouchard truly is Iconic. When you hear the twist of βthe boring middle manager was actually secretly an evil eldritch monster the whole time!β you sort of assume that the boring middle manager persona was just a facade, but no, he really does seem to just enjoy dull administrative work. Heβs both exactly as boring as he seems on the surface and profoundly fucked up in ways you couldnβt imagine. Heβs practically omniscient and playing 4-D chess with everyone, but he responds to even slight hiccups in his elaborate scheme with acts of extreme violence. He beats an old man to death with a metal pipe and when someone brings it up later he goes, βYeah I may have overreacted there.β His employees are constantly trying to murder him. He broke out of prison just so he could give a dramatic monologue. He had a weird gay thing going on with seemingly every man he met in the past 200 years. He loves scheduling.
nightmare form bill βΌοΈβΌοΈ bro my eyes HURT. also some toxic yuri YAAYYY
oh no my pornography is turning into an angst-filled character study
it's international asexuality day! remember to celebrate by giving ur local asexual 100$ and listening to the m o s t graphic sex joke that you'd never expect from them π
"Look at the sky, Martin. Look at the sky. Itβs looking back."
Drew The Magnus Archives season 4 finale, this is the first piece in a while thag actually took me days to complete. Also made a funny shitty little poster thing because why not
AHHH TALL JON KILL IT, ITS UNNATURAL. HE IS A SHORT MAN
Tall Jon -finished this post
made this in honor of episode 8!! He gets to be Gerry and nothing could possibly go wrong
Tma, Tsp, Gravity Falls fan I post my art sometimes :3 All Neo/Xenopronouns and It/Its Tiktok: antarctic.opal
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