There Is No Heterosexual Explanation For Infinity On High And Folie A Deux And It's Time To Come Back

Reblog the writers’ fortune cookie for luck!

The defunctland video was great and all but the bit that's sticking with me is when they talked about how they would covertly get children interested in fish a whole year before any finding nemo advertising so the film would be more popular. And he went "that's pretty sinister actually" and she just said "Yeah! :)"

sorry for showing symptoms of the disorder i told you multiple times I have. Do you want me to kill myself?

I’m a writer. This means that I only care about grammar when I’m working on my pieces or projects. Texts? Speaking? Random posts? There are no grammatically correct guarantees here.

there is something so darkly comical about tumblr potentially outliving twitter

tumblr, which is held together with duct tape and madness, run by three raccoons in blood stained Yahoo! hats and a handful of crabs, its only discernible source of income the sale of shoelaces from an inside joke so inside no one knows the original source anymore and fake blue checkmarks... that website still lives on

truly the cockroach of social media and I love it for that

I will be in charge now.

thinking about anti-role models. people you look at like "well whatever i'm gonna be in life it's not gonna be that"

я поняла что этому месту не хватает Стаматиных-аварцев (не спрашивайте)

it is just silly sketches with Stamatins as avarins??? avarets??? avars???? i don’t know how to translate this word. just know that this is a caucasian nationality

A: what are you doing?

P: nothing.