“Do a groove chew.”
Destination Wedding, 2018.
KMFDM: you took high school german
Front 242: you make films at airport runways and train crossings
My Life With The Thrill Kill Kult: you’d been to the wax trax records store on damen and you’ll tell anyone who will listen about it
Skinny Puppy: you have 50 beagles. you’re vegan but you’ve considered cannibalism.
Front Line Assembly: you’ve made model aircraft
Revolting Cocks: you wear jeans to fetish clubs
Boyd Rice: you’ve sacrificed a goat to your goddess as a thanks for your survival. your name has ‘sol’ in it.
NIN: you tell everyone trent reznor invented the genre
Ministry: you secretly voted for Bush because the one thing you hate more than war is abortion
Laibach: no one can tell if you’re a fascist or a re-enactor and you like it that way
Nitzer Ebb: you’d describe yourself as a “rebel”. you even own a leather jacket.
Die Warzau: you’re way too willing to use the word ‘phunk’
Einstürzende Neubauten: you’re gay but you dont want to come out since you hang out with the people who like all these other bands
Throbbing Gristle: you’ve participated in the creation of at least one feminist zine
Combichrist: you’re in middle school
BYE PLEASEEE
In an alternate universe, Ministry kept the synthpop style and became one of the greatest new wave groups of the 80s.
don’t touch his extra large black coffee, hal, we all know you’re more of a frap guy
Trying to prove a point to my divorce lawyer.
In this house, we love and support Matthew Mercer