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𝓘𝓼𝓷'𝓽 𝓷𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮 𝓫𝓮𝓪𝓾𝓽𝓲𝓯𝓾𝓵? 🐸🌿

Wait when Augustus fell in your chocolate river you said it was hot chocolate right?

Yes, hot melted chocolate. Oddly enough, I think he got the worst of it. Could have left him with some serious burns. He did tell me that he now has skin discoloration from the chocolate peeling off in pieces with layers of his skin, and now he's afraid of Wonka bars. Haha! Can you imagine?!

That's what you get for being greedy.☝️😌

Ofc baby daddy

Just had some kid message me about being allegedly bullied by some of my followers, I blocked him.

Here's why: Number one: I'm not sure what happened. Number two: I'll never understand why some people think that just because they're having drama with followers of another person, that the person they're following is automatically involved or responsible for the others' behavior. I am not a parent. I am not part of the tumblr team. Half of my followers are obviously adults and I don't have any more authority than the next person to stop or encourage other people's behavior. I am busy running a factory - not a daycare, I don't get involved with petty online drama that doesn't concern me, even if the people involved are friends or followers. There's no point in messaging me about matters that have nothing to do with my factory or me personally. There are block and report options for a reason. Use them.

I hate having to post this, I'm terribly sorry. That just annoyed the living daylights out of me. Just as I was enjoying a nice glass of wine and-ugh. I digress.

Now back to your regularly scheduled program. Good evening.

- Willy Wonka 🍫

Oh lawd he comin

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will you make another one of these for winter? And can you do a fall skincare routine??

I could do that, I was going to do some winter/Christmas home decor & baking anyway so I'll just add that to my list. I have several skincare routines up, there are also a lot of hygiene & skincare products I recommend on Insta. 🖤

Yea send this butthurt hoe some love and some friends, she need it. And need to mind her business while she at it cuz no one was debating her goofy attention-seeking-and-stating-the obvious on-a-post-ass. It's always one of you niggas in a fandom starting drama over dumb shit that wasn't about you and you it, congrats 🤡🤡

aaaah i’m sorry about the negativity. me and willy are sending you those good good vibes <3

Eh, nothing to apologize for. Discourse is always a losing battle. I should've known better than to hit y'all with my controversial take of "calling someone you've never met 'stupid' is rude", the world just wasn't ready yet 😂😂 people who get smart with me in replies catch a block immediately, that's how it's always been because it saves everyone a whole lot of time and trouble.

Good vibes received!!! 🥺🥺🥺 I hope you and the rest of the Wonka Gang know how much y'all mean to me ❤

Admit it :3

Ooooooooh you and cocoa ARE dating

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A cozy space

Autumn in France 🍁🗼✨

Air biscuits

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