NOW I AM BECOME AVOIDANT. DESTROYER OF POTENTIAL CONNECTIONS

Sherlock AU ↳ Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind crossover.

After the fall, John hires Lacuna, Inc. to erase all his memories of Sherlock.

APPARENTLY JOHNLOCK DOESN’T ROCK ON JUST EARTH NOW

‼️⚠️this is NOT an au⚠️‼️

Our babies are on Mars.

Freaking MARS.

Okay backtrack. So basically both SHERLOC and WATSON are cameras attached to a robotic arm in search of life on Mars. SHERLOC detects organic molecules and minerals on Mars, and WATSON captures detailed images of the Martian surface to support SHERLOC's analysis.

(Apparently this program was launched a while ago on July 30, 2020. In 13 days our babies are gonna have their fourth Mars anniversary. I’m going to cry.)

In my mind:

SHERLOC: *bossily points at something*

WATSON: *heaves sigh and takes photos*

More information can be found at:

NASA

Team Assessing SHERLOC Instrument on NASA’s Perseverance Rover - NASA

UPDATE, Mar. 5, 2024: Engineers for NASA’s Perseverance Mars rover have made progress addressing the issue affecting the SHERLOC instrument’

science.nasa.gov

Perseverance Science Instruments - NASA Science

Cameras Tech Specs Main job To take high-definition video, panoramic color, and 3D images of the Martian surface and features in the atmosph

Sherlock AU ↳ Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind crossover.

After the fall, John hires Lacuna, Inc. to erase all his memories of Sherlock. And Sherlock does the same.

just realized that the reason I wanna be left alone in complete darkness and silence is because I grew up in a household where yelling and shouting and screaming and drowning in chaos was my world so now I need to shut the world out to be able to feel safe and heard

#taking her hand, kissing her knuckles, holding her hand close to his chest, unbroken eye contact... consider me dead in a ditch.

As always, the Irish speak nothing but facts.

How many more innocent civilians have to be killed by Israel before you condemn that for it?

That is a genocide.

That this is a crime on all accounts.

And deserves to be punished to the full extent off the law.

Tickety-boo!

a canon event for every oldest daughter is being told “you would be a good lawyer”

So Sherlock deduced that Faith is suicidal because she’s walking around with a cane, no coat on, a gun, and no plan to get home. Which we are then, on camera, explicitly told parallels ASIP John Watson.

So he comes up with a reason to have Faith by his side so he can help her through her danger night.

Which is not at all dissimilar to having John tag along to angelo’s, go on a chase, and spark a joy for life again.

Sherlock knew. When he summoned John across London on that fateful first night “just to send a text”, it wasn’t because he was being a prat, he was trying to save John’s life.