No Offense But Reading Is Literally The Cure To Brain Rot And There’s No Work Around To Reading Books

Tairn: I am darkness. I am an power. I am your worst nightmare. I could kill a man in more ways than you can imagine. I am the night. I am fury, I am a weapon, I am-

Sgaeyl: My love.

Violet: A grumpy old teddy bear.

Andarna: A secret cinnamon roll.

Tairn:

Tairn: … Enough of this blasphemy!

Currently imagining first year Xaden being told about the patches and how cadets usually like to collect them and sew them on their uniforms. And Xaden just being like "no".

Meanwhile Garrick immediately jumps in with "I call dibs on his patches then."

And their squad leader is just like absolutely not that is not how any of this works.

W00 working on webtoon my oc ray or Raymond as a priest thing and tim roperi as a demon.

Ray is borderline personality disorder

tim be scary lol

The Final Gambit in a nutshell;

Grayson: can somebody throw out the trash please? Avery: *throws Eve out of the nearest window Grayson: .... *Cue zoom in to Xander and Jameson having the best time of their lives

“Percy would love aquariums” WRONG ACTUALLY, he would hate them so much that he would communicate with the fish and come up with a plan to break them out of the tanks and get them into their natural habitat because “no fish deserves to be trapped in a tank for its whole life”

Noooo not the Pokémon cards!!!!

Found several packs' worth of pokemon cards strewn across a target parking lot and took a pic to show my friends without realizing how much my outfit elevated the scene to "aftermath of a wizard duel"

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SBG X PIKMIN

Had this aaa Idea like today so here ig...

Ashlyn: You gotta be more confident.

Taylor: Yeah! You gotta be yourself!

Logan: Pick one! I can't do both!

Xaden, lying next to a sleeping Violet: Nice. Violet: *snuggles closer, still sleeping* Xaden, tearing up: NICE.

Am I annoying? Yes

Do I give a fuck? Also yes I really am sorry about me all the time