Cool things to say when a guy on xbox tells you to make him a sandwich:
"Sure, once I'm done watching your mom at the strip club."
"Sure, once your dad comes back with the milk."
"Sorry we don't have any bread, but your dad went to get some 9 years ago."
"Sure, have a bullet sandwich *kill +1*"
guys if you follow me and have:
no posts
a sexy lady pfp
no blog name
then I'm reporting you for spam/bot
Me: listens to HRE's marukaite chikyuu
Me afterwards:
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and that kids is how you punch a nazi
i must pass the wisdom of this video to my cousins once they become of age
amazing pic of a momma lion eating her baby after she found out he used her credit card to buy Vbucks without permission. nature is brutal, yet beautiful
m o n e y
a lot of scantily clad women with numbers in ther urls are following me lately. they must be smitten with my devilish charm
how do i make a good horror game using a block coding engine
thats all i have access to lol
i can get a link to the wip but its only playable on pc since it requires keyboard functionality
what a good day to remember that butch lesbians (ESPECIALLY trans, poc, and/or fat butch lesbians) aren’t fucking predatory
They want you to die
They want to kill you