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in fics where luke gets plopped into the prequels i want every jedi within ten metres of him to think hes the weirdest jedi theyve ever seen. he has negative lightsaber form. he doesnt know what a kata is. he handstands when he meditates. his solution to sith is to try and have a chat. hes a political radical who keeps suggesting revolution. you ask him what the jedi code is and he says "kindness and compassion and helping those in need :) ". you ask how he used the force like that and he says some shit about how you are a luminous being limited only by your mind. the councils authority is just a suggestion. he is somehow the new favourite of both qui gon and yoda

General Kenobi makes contact with a disgruntled local, but as usual, negotiations end with the other party eating out of the palm of his hand.

rules the jedi canonically have:

no torture

no murder

no revenge

no killing unarmed sentients

no splitting your life's pledge to multiple things at once

no taking force sensitive children from their families without their permission

no trying to control things that you can't control

rules the jedi canonically DON'T have:

no alcohol

no gambling

no breaking traffic laws

no revealing clothing

no personal possessions

no open expressions of affection or other emotions

no having a different opinion than the jedi council

no leaving the jedi order

no concealed carrying your deadly weapon

#spoilers #kenobispoilers

Watching Obi-Wan in a nutshell

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Image description: it's three illustrations of Ahsoka Tano and Barriss Offee in one sheet. The one on the left is of younger Ahsoka in a brown kimono, she's drinking a space Capri Sun. The illustration on the bottom is of Ahsoka and Barriss, Ahsoka is resting her head on her hand looking annoyed while Barriss is in the back, looking off to the side with a small smile. The illustration at the top right is of Barriss, she looks pained and she's crying. She's holding a crystal above her palm with the force. End of description.

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