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WTF!?

Hate me all you want but I’m saying this!! Read all of this at your own risk

who ever the fuck starting incest between the demon brothers and also shipping luke with either mc or the older man (obey me) or fucking shipping the tweels together (twst)

It’s fucked up!

“But Luke is an angel so his not canonically ten, just search up baby faced adult”

ew fuck no! Yes perhaps he’s older than a few hundred years but for other angels and demons he is still young! He still have a child mindset! And also here i am seeing r*** shit about luke. And incest are nuts! Like what the fuck. It is strictly forbidden and considered immoral in most societies, and can lead to an increased risk of genetic disorders in children.

“But it’s between men” it’s still fucked up, just imagine you guys fucking your own siblings or family.

IF Y’ALL WEIRD SHIPPER STILL SO HARD HEADED ABOUT THIS THEN DO WHAT YOU WANT, I’VE REMINDED YOU ALL THAT ITS IMMORAL

thanks for actually reading my rant alright that will be all…

Photographic sibling!Leech reader.

I just thought of this and thought........ why not just............ yeah.

PSL!reader was accepted into college because PSL!reader was all alone they skipped a grade.

PSL!reader can read a book in seconds and manages to memorize it.

PSL!reader is useful for spying on others, no detail is wrong. Azul will make use of that ...only if PSL!reader wants to.

PSL!reader has memorized senior-level magic but is still practicing it.

PSL!reader has Azul's contracts and passcode.

PSL!reader hates Floyd (affectionate) and looks up to Jade.

PSL!reader always gets bothered to help Azul and their brothers at work.

PSL!reader can memorize anything that they see or hear happen each day with very clear detail, yes, even the days they want to forget.

PSL!reader just wants to be alone but always gets bothered for help. From both Azul and the twins.

PSL!reader who Azul is pretty scared of them...

Feel free to ask more about this concept for other characters, idk LMAo

Homewrecker, husband-stealer villainess!

Idia is not going anywhere, you hear me?! You might be happy being the other woman, but I'm not happy with the pair of horns!

NOTE: I only write for female Reader, but everyone is welcome to read!

Inspired by @adrianasunderworld in this funny as hell post.

THIS HAS A SEQUEL! What if we fake married for real? (⁠ʃ⁠ƪ⁠＾⁠3⁠＾) ~★

"To give someone a pair of horns" is to cheat on them. Also, Rook gets involved because he'd absolutely adore to be part of the drama.

— (⁠╬⁠☉⁠д⁠⊙⁠)⁠⊰⁠⊹ฺ

Idia knows he's not frozen like the others, but honestly, he feels like it. He feels like even his lungs, even his heart has stopped. All because of this cute-faced npc who forced her way into a romance route with him. If he could think about it, he'd think about that horror game with the same story, but right now his mind is blank.

He has reached the point of no return. Actually dying would just reinforce his fate.

Or, at least, is what he thought. Almost as if answering to his thoughts, there's a loud noise coming from the other side of the doors, followed by footsteps.

Then the doors are thrown open by none other than (Y/N), the Ramshackle Housewarden that the school affectionately tends to call "Prefect".

She's dressed to the nines in a breathtaking wedding gown, the skirt pooling around her like God-Tier CGI, the blue accents contrasting beautifully with the pearly white of the dress, the blue roses decorating her head in a crown making her look like Persephone herself. She'd look perfect, if it weren't for the tear streaks her make-up left behind.

Wait. Tear streaks?

The silence breaks with the Prefects loud, shrill screech, a sound no one has ever thought she, the usually soft spoken and gentle Prefect, would be capable of.

"HOMEWRECKER!"

Without stopping to breath, she walks forwards, looking angrier and angrier each step taken.

"How dare you, you conniving bitch?! How dare you steal my groom! ON OUR WEDDING DAY?!" she screams at Eliza, stopping in the middle of the way to point at... at Idia himself?! "And you! You good-for-nothing two-timer! How dare you leave me waiting at the altar?!"

"Young man, I am terribly disappointed!" Professor Crewel chides from behind her, and Idia finally notices the group that actually came in with her. "I did not give you permission to marry my daughter, my first and only daughter, for you to break her heart on her happiest day!"

"Big brother! How could you! Think of your child!" Ortho chimes in, and if Idia hadn't built tear tracks on the boy himself, he would believe firmly in his tears. "Little Meg would be so sad if her daddy just left for another woman!"

"Idia, what is the meaning of this?!" it's Eliza's turn to screech, turning to him with fury in her eyes. Idia stutters a few random letters, trying to form words, just as confused as she is.

Until it clicks.

Right. Fake relationship. How could he forget one of the most cliche tropes in romance's history?

"I... I... t-this isn't what it looks like!" he finally manages to say, trying to look as desperate as he can, which is not hard considering what his fate is in case this plan fails. "I can explain!"

"Is it because of my past with Rook?! "

"Young man, you're still hung up on that, despite being the only man I've ever approved for my daughter?"

"What?!" someone yells in the crowd, but the man in question promptly enters the play as if he was born for this moment alone.

"Monsieur, I have told you this already, but I shall say it again! My dear dove's happiness is the most important to me! If she has chosen you, then my heart shall settle!" What the fuck, why is Rook so good at improv?

"I-I know!" calm down, Idia, think of this as a rhythm game and keep the beat going! "I don't... I don't want this, but this villainess wouldn't listen!"

"Wait, so this woman is telling the truth?!"

"This woman?! THIS WOMAN?! You mean his true bride?!" (Y/N) steps closer, fat crocodile tears rolling down her cheeks, smudging her make-up even more. "You- you- you husband-stealer! Know your place! You come into my house, you steal my groom and the father of my daughter-"

"I see no child-"

"Do you think I'd bring my child to see my husband's mistress?!"

"Big sister, calm down, think of the baby! Your stress levels are dangerously high!"

"WHAT BABY?!"

"Monsieur Shroud, if you do not fix this situation, I shall be taking my belle back! Do not worry, the children will not grow without a father!"

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