So... How's Outpatient Therapy At The Mystery Shack Going?? :')

“telling someone only he acutely trusted would” STUT THE FUCK UP.

IM CLAWING AT MY ENCLOSURE THIS IS SO FUCKING FUNNY.

ATTENTION EVERYONE!! WE’VE REACHED PEAK COMEDY

like bill…. buddy…. how bad does a break up have to be if fucking GAME THEORY talks about it?????

I'm gonna throw up

yeah no, this is what bill looks like. 1000%

he is a gross greasy acne ridden nerd.

this is fucking canon

changed my human bill design a little

tried to make him appear annoying and gross to fit his voice!

(the hc about burnt hands is not mine! saw it on tiktok maybe a month ago?? cant remember whos it was)

(this is ugly as shit since i fucked up the line art so bad, so im gonna go over it on ibispaint)

“booktok girlies” are so funny to me.

“here are the top five NASTIEST books i’ve read this month 🌶️🥵”

and it’s like not even smut, its just some basic fast burn cringey “her emerald green orbs”, “men writing women”, “im in love with the enemy” basic shit, with like a sex scene that lasts way too long

like get your ass on Ao3 😭

the shit ive— not even read, just heard about is insane “rape/non-con” WHAT? EXCUSE ME WHY IS THAT A TAG WHO IS READING THAT????

but wattpad’s pretty crazy too, glad I’ve left that phase FAR behind me… eugh *shivers*

but seriously go on fucking Ao3, theres fucking fics with a million words on there

like go fucking read a billford fic and come back to me.

not even bro, just a fic w/ bill innit is enough— A FIC FROM THE GF FANDOM IS ENOUGH

*COUGH, DIPPER GOES TO TACO BELL, COUGH COUGH*

like go read a fandom fic, pick a fandom, any fandom! (please dont ask for suggestions, i’m traumatised)

BAHAHAHA LMAOOO IM LAUGHING MY ASS OFF YOU GUYS DONT UNDERSTAND HOW FUCKING FUNNY THIS IS

(eensy weensy text under the cut)

“can't comprehend the simple fucking concept that are beundaries. It's not that fucking hard to stop when im bawling my eyes out. I genuirely don't understand what's so diffisalt is wrap argund your thick fucking skull, when i say "I’d rather jump off a cliff than do that” THAT POESN'T MEAN TO TRY AND FUCKING COMPROMISE A SOLITION WHERE YOU STILL GET WHAT YOU WANT YOU FUCKING R&#@$%ED MANIPULATIVE BASTARD. FOR AN OMNIESSENT ALL KNOWING BEING YOU SURE ARE REALLY FUCKING STUPID. BILL I HOPE YOU CHOKE ON A GLASS DICK I SWEAR TO GOD. I'M GOING TO SEND YOU SO FAR INTO HELL WHERE NOT EVEN YOR PARENTS CAN SAVE YOU. YOU OBTUSE SON OF A BITCH.”

HAHAHHAHJAHHHSHSHSH LOOK AT THEM. LOOK AT BILL HE’S SO….!!!!! AAHHGG?? YOU KNOW? IM GOING TO EXPLODE.

H... hello billford people...

If I didn't have commissions to work on, I swear I'd be drawing nothing but these two all day. I'd have a fucking graphic novella by now dksjhjskgh

But these are some doodles I've done while slacking off. I really hope you like them, I've honestly been excited to throw my stuff into the tumblr billford pile (seriously, there are SO many of you making artwork, and you're all so talented?? It's wild. It's like christmas every day.)

So.. I hope you like these! I like to think about Ford when he's all gullible and infatuated with his muse... before he wises up to bills bs.

…and again…

Paul Williams in Phantom of the Paradise is so human Bill Cipher

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[about my own oc, who i created] in theory its possible she would say that, but we just dont know for sure