Bruce: Damn alien, I need to kill him.
Bruce, after looking closely at him: Damn alien, I need to fuck him.
Bruce, after barelly touching him the first time: Damn alien, I need to marry him.
Diana: Congrats, you're the first one to complete the fuck-marry-kill with ONE person!
One of my favorite little things in superbat fanfics is when Clark is fully expecting to have to pull affection out of Bruce like he’s pulling teeth only to come to the conclusion that Bruce’s love language is physical touch.
Like Clark 100% is expecting to have to basically bombard Bruce with his love but it lowkey ends up the other way around.
Like Clark is standing in a sun spot in the manor. Eyes closed just soaking up all the suns energy and he feels Bruce’s arms rap around his waist and lays his head in between Clark’s shoulder blades, and Clark melts
or
Clark is talking to Alfred in the kitchen early in the morning and is leaning up against the counter and he hears Bruce’s heart beat before he walks in, and Bruce puts his hand in Clark’s back pocket “16 Candles” style and kisses his cheek and nuzzles his head in Clark’s neck for a few seconds before going to sit down for breakfast. Clark falls a little more and Alfred just looks at them with so much pride and joy because his son is finally happy
or
Bruce comes back home after a really rough day from W.E.. He walks into the manor and sees Clark lounging on the couch reading and just collapses onto him and hides in Clark’s chest because he can finally let go of the Brucie persona when he’s in Clark’s arms.
And Clark is so grateful because he knows how hard it is for Bruce to feel safe enough to be vulnerable and he’s so happy that Bruce loves and trusts him so much that he feels he can do it so easily and oh my god someone please stop me I’m actually gonna cry😭
Please recommend me fics like this PLEASE
But like this is mostly targeted towards Will Solace and Clark Kent
do you ever become obsessed with a character and you just go "of fucking course its that one" at yourself because you are so incredibly predictable
OMG
doors exist and someday batman will learn to use them but today is not that day 🙂↔️
THIS ATE DOWN
Olympics AU: Grover Underwood
And a reminder that the Paralympics are still going on Right NOW- until September 8th!
Also @grandpakronos - I tried to leave room for Grover to still be Percy’s manager somehow 😉
Im supposed to be practicing for auditions but I'm so hooked on love island seasn 6😓😓
Talia, appearing unannounced to visit Damian : Greetings, beloved. How has our son fared under your care ?
Bruce : He's—
Clark, flying in at superspeed upon hearing Talia's 'beloved' : Hey, B ! My husband, sunshine of my universe, eternal partner of my heart, center of my gravity, moon to my stars, undisputed love of my—Oh ! Talia. Didn’t see you there. Hi.
Talia, deadpan : ... Must you always ?
Missing my fave
gods cringiest soldier
lol
blacked out and drew will
I'm sorry, how is this literally THE CUTEST PICTURE EVER???? <33333
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