#ethel Cain #perverts

8 year old freshly adopted Dick, throwing the moths and flies he caught on Patrol directly at Bruce's face: I got you dinner!

Bruce, who was just bombarded with insects: Chum?!

Dick, smiling cheerfully: Bats eat insects!

Bruce:

Dick: I just read it in a book

Bruce:

Bruce: Bats also eat fruits and nectar

Dick: So you're a fruity bat?

Bruce:

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Dick, throwing an apple at him the next day: Dinner!

Bruce:

His second child would be Luka(pronounced Luke) Zeus Jackson💙

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by @hannrum

Me with characters who are seen as beacons of hope 💔💔

do you ever become obsessed with a character and you just go "of fucking course its that one" at yourself because you are so incredibly predictable

Another Superbat 😩😩

With some Cowboy Clark because I actually love the idea of farmer boy/Cowboy Clark meeting stern business man Bruce. (Not Brucie)

It popped into my head, now you get it.

Gothamites are weirdly proud and protective of their hero so whenever they find out Batman is interested in someone (Clark Kent, another civilian, etc) that person gets special, haphazard protection in Gotham because no one wants to piss off the Bat. Kind of like a Mafia Boss’ wife or girlfriend.

Clark gets escorted through Gotham while there for a piece by two separate (opposing) gangs, an off-duty firefighter, and three old ladies who were “worried” about him being on the streets late at night (read: after 4 pm).

Sure, there’s still people who try to kidnap him. But most nearby Gothamites will be like hey! leave the kid alone, don’t you know who he is?

Late Night Snow - Jeremy Miranda , 2024.

American , b. 1980 -

Acrylic on board , 10 x 12 in.