That Damn Chimoy Pickle Kit Is Killing Me

Hello!

If you take requests, could you do a Battinson & Robin?

Hope you have a good day.

HERE YOU GOOOO! Matching panda eyes🐼

if there’s a white man on broadway you damn well know he’s done his time as a mormon or a newsboy

i saw someone say they can’t believe we now have to rely on xavier for ghostly communications and i mean maybe you have a damn point because can you guys imagine the chaos he’ll bring?? boy’s gonna have a migraine after two minutes

Talia, appearing unannounced to visit Damian : Greetings, beloved. How has our son fared under your care ?

Bruce : He's—

Clark, flying in at superspeed upon hearing Talia's 'beloved' : Hey, B ! My husband, sunshine of my universe, eternal partner of my heart, center of my gravity, moon to my stars, undisputed love of my—Oh ! Talia. Didn’t see you there. Hi.

Talia, deadpan : ... Must you always ?

ITS A BIRD

Superman, a symbol of Hope through the years.

Ready for Superman Day? Ready to look up?

OMG CHARLEY!!!! YOU FUCKED THE POTTERY BOY IN THE ART ROOM!!! GOOD FOR YOU!!!!

Oh the IMPLICATIONS THERE OH MY GOD

the Wally/Maddie and Charley/Yuri makeout scenes that then immediately cuts to Quinn and Rhonda talking

Yeah okay DYKES

8 year old freshly adopted Dick, throwing the moths and flies he caught on Patrol directly at Bruce's face: I got you dinner!

Bruce, who was just bombarded with insects: Chum?!

Dick, smiling cheerfully: Bats eat insects!

Bruce:

Dick: I just read it in a book

Bruce:

Bruce: Bats also eat fruits and nectar

Dick: So you're a fruity bat?

Bruce:

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Dick, throwing an apple at him the next day: Dinner!

Bruce:

I will NOT list my mental illnesses in my bio. find them out through the stuff I post on here like a normal person!!!

au where Will can heal people via touch, and he decides to kiss people to do it. He gives little forehead kisses and the patient feels their pain slip away. It flusters the hell out of Nico when he first does it, purely on instinct. Nico is(begrudgingly) sitting on a cot, his wrist fractured and twinging painfully. Finally, Will walks into the room, grabs his hand and kisses his ring finger. Several zombies pop up outside and Nico stares, bright red, at a stunned Will(who is just now realizing what he did).