Episode 5 In A Nutshell (x)

okay so get ready for a fucking essay ufdkvhfd

To me, Tallest Red and Purple are the only two characters in the show that could ever be considered a pairing canonically. I’ll try to explain my thoughts as clearly as I can but just in case, sorry if you see any funky grammar mistakes ! english is not my native language lol

1# They’re the only two characters that actually thoroughly enjoy spending time with each other.

• “ But Evan ! Zim and GIR have a strong bond ! ”

Yes! And no.. Zim really does love GIR even if he can also find him incredibly annoying, it’s been shown multiple times in the show ! What really breaks the “harmonious friendship” between the two is GIR’s defectiveness. GIR is an unstable crazy robot, some of the things he does can seem cute and encouraging but those things are often just proven to be completely random

for example giving an anxious Zim two thumbs up when he’s about to knock at Dib’s door and then squishing his head for far away when he turns around.

It’s also been shown in an episode that if GIR wasn’t a defect he would just straight up kill Zim for being a threat to the mission. It’s,, really fucking sad

• “ A lot of characters spend time together in the show ! ”

Again, yes and no ! A lot of characters do spend time with each other in the show but only because they’re obligated to. 

Dib and Gaz are siblings, they’re forced to bare each other’s shenanigans and even then they often don’t. Dib HAS to stop Zim from destroying the Earth and Zim has to neutralize Dib so he can feel somewhat special and succeed in his mission. GIR is Zim’s robot assistant, it’s his duty to just stay with him (and even then he’s often not really listening, he’s just watching tv jfhdkfdg).

Now you might think that Red and Purple also fall in this category, being two Tallest, they’re obligated to spend time with each other. Not so ! our tall boyos have also been shown together in the cancelled episode The Trial when they were a lot younger !

+ that’s just a hc but a lot of people think that they basically cheated their way to royalty and modified their bodies. If that were the case, that’d mean they chose to be Tallest together.

#2 Their personalities complete each other

The way they interact shows just how dependent they are of one another. • They interact with other Irkens following what the other is going to say or do If Purple says he likes something Red will always defend it or just go with it

Purple who’s probably become used to the favoritism and being spoiled will sometimes just throw tantrums for the sake of it

Also he likes to mimic Red and well that’s just really fucking cute

• Lastly, They only treat each other with respect

They insult Skoodge, try to get Zim killed, humiliate Bob, mock the Resisty and treat the other invaders/soldiers like meaningless objects, even Skrang, the equivalent of a Royal scientist is just seen as completely uninteresting to them.

However ! They love playing table tennis, enjoy eating and laughing together, they play with action figures, make puppets of themselves and play pranks. In others words it’s not like they enjoy spending time with everyone, they ONLY enjoy and tolerate each other’s company, everyone is a pain to interact with. also there was a gay joke in the episode Battle Of The Planets and I’m 5 so have it

also click here for a gay scene I like 

Massive tits

Lack of wits

Here he is

The big french bitch

It’s sad that I feel like I need to make this post but it’s getting too annoying

I love sharing my art of these two and I’m happy that so many people like it!💙 But something that I really can’t stand are those who don’t accept that the Dragon is male and the Unicorn female. Like why would you go to someone’s OC and tell them to swap the gender or make them gay? Why is this even so important to people? I don’t get it. And It’s pretty disrespectful I would almost say…

Create/Design your own characters and don’t annoy me with stupid comments.

Thanks

@ disney y’all were supposed to make him old and ugly!!! i am NOT going to be able to sit in that theater for two and a half hours and hear this jafar talking to that dumbass parrot and say shit like “oh i love how your nasty little mind works” because ill have to get up and leave im not gonna be able to do it

God I fucking love Polnareff. Everytime I see his fucking huge bara tiddies my day gets brighter and my crops flourish. It is a fucking crime to make a character this perfect. I wish he was real. I wish he was real so fucking much. Araki why do you hurt me so? His thicc pecs and ass make me want to nut. I would give him absolutely anything for him to call me "ma cherie". It is my ultimate fantasy for me and him to live a peaceful life in the french countryside. His hair looks like an 80's disaster but I love it on him. He is so beautiful but at the same time cute and sexy. He might be a simp but he's my simp. The only thing I want in life is to cuddle and comfort him whenever he's thinking about his sister😢. Even a 3,000 page novel could not describe how much I adore this baguette turtle. He didn't deserve what happened to him. I'm glad that fucking watermelon hair ass bitch Di***lo gets to suffer forever.

Anyway, what's your favorite part?

Please tell me why are Polnareff's tiddies so big, I need an actual explanation.

Beast

Awwww

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