"jealousy Is A Green Eyed Monster" Danny IS The Green Eyed Monster. Sam And Tucker Tease Him For This;

Danny briefly considers putting up that one tapestry with a huge genealogical tree and claiming its his to explain his many dead relatives.

He starts to think of alternative, less direct way of getting rid of stuff after a local occult comes to one of the garage sales. He doesn't think much about them at first, and simply treats them like any other customers. His sales usually attract some odd crowd and he isn't one to judge.

Well, a few days later they give him the same gothic lampshade he just sold them.

He can't sell it again. He isn't going to risk his secret identity getting exposed via a garage sale, and all the awkwardness that would come with such encounter.

He decides to gift it to Sam - he thinks it is something she or one of her goth friends might like. They end up talking about it and danny starts to pass some more antigue knickknacks for her to sell. It snowballs from there.

As a current college student I refuse to believe Danny as Ghost King doesn’t answer summons. As soon as people start summoning him he starts demanding home cooked meals and fat wads of unmarked cash.

That they started off summoning him with the blood of virgins was a bit distasteful, but once he told them to knock it off (threatened to take whatever harm they do to innocents out on their skin, tenfold) they seemed to get the message and started giving him offering of home decor and kitchen appliances instead.

All things being equal, they don’t even ask for much in return. For most of them, just the confirmation that he exists and is “”watching out“” for them is enough. Although lately he’s started giving his cultists random junk (a nice rock he found, a handful of marbles, a piece of scrap metal from his parents lab) and telling them they’re sacred artifacts of great power, as a joke.

Time to share this freak here.

Yup, this guy's made the rounds a few times on other sites, now he lives here.

HOLD UP HOW WAS I NOT AWARE OF THIS

Fandom: Danny Phantom Length: 27min Summary: And what if, when Danny transforms on the dissection table, they do believe him?

I posted a new podfic - this time it's a oneshot Last Chance by @liketolaugh-writes

It's my first time recording a oneshot, it feels a bit strange (in a good way) to finish it so fast. I hope I was able to capture the feel of the story well <3

Orange is for sure the hardest part of the speedrun, not sure if it makes it better or not.

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I just posted chapter 4 of podfic of that which holds the image maintains the sincerest form of flattery (open the door) by @surelysilly

Just one chapter to go, so it will be finished real soon!

Mammals both produce milk and have hair. Ergo, a coconut is a mammal.

Here's a spreadsheet for tracking golden needle tag offers for all your ctrl+c and ctrl+f needs. Let's fill all those offers!

🪡 The golden needle tag is now live!

We know how hard it is to browse EVERY auction, especially with over 1600 on offer this year. As we enter the last 30 hours of the auction, we’re opening up the ’golden needle’ tag.

This features all auctions that are looking for their first bidder - that could be you!

So take a look at what’s on offer, and if you haven’t put your first bid down yet, now is the time to get some golden needles in our very large haystack.

My sincere apologies to my mutuals and followers not from the phandom but its

DANNO DAYYYYY