You're Either Slutting With Me Or Slutting Against Me.
You're either slutting with me or slutting against me.
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Recently showed Pinocchio (1940) to my partner and it was delightful to see how much they hated Jiminy Cricket. They said that he was the "Jar-Jar Binks of the movie" and would have "overturned democracy if given the chance."
Yesssss
The Intrepid Heroes return for a new season of Dimension 20, arriving on Dropout starting June 4th!
Prepare to go upward, skyward - nay, Cloudward Ho! ☁️
Your friends watching something for the first time and getting to that scene VS you, the knower.
enough about sex positions has anyone discovered a reading position which doesn’t get uncomfortable after 5 minutes
Yesterday, I decided to throw an Enlightenment-style salon where we would discuss poetry, and told people to being their favorite pieces :). More than half were about death, and we spent the whole time talking about death as a metaphor for sex. Anyway, I love college.
An ancient Roman soothsayer would be frothing at the mouth at this.
It is not enough to get into a comfy sleeping position- one must go through several and spin like a rotisserie chicken to arrive at the position you started with.
