Reblog The Writers’ Fortune Cookie For Luck!

Gordon Ramsay: calls people ‘darling’ and ‘sweetheart’ as it tends to be used as a friendly term in the UK and he only ever uses it in the friendly way

Gremlins: hes a mysoginist he doesn’t respect women at all :///

Gordon Ramsay: Cooks steak for a woman who was practically starving herself with a weird diet that cut out meat as she’d started working at a zoo that caused her to develop a gluten and dairy intolerance (shed only eat a baked potato or gluten free pasta with pesto and little else) who said she actually does enjoy meat but only if it was 100% organically and lovingly raised, goes through where and how the animal he’d gotten the meat from was raised with her, agrees that mass producing meat is a disgusting industry, raised two pigs himself in his back garden with love and care and cried when he had to send them to the slaughter house, calls chefs out on serving vegetarians things with meat products, is disgusted with frivolous shit like shark fin soup and any other food that involves senselelessly injuring or killing endangered animals for only a tiny bit of their meat

Gremlins: he couldn’t give a shit about vegetarians he hates them :///////

Gordon Ramsay: only screams, yells and swears at lazy, filthy, cheeky chefs who claim to be professionals with years of experience who can’t seem to follow the basic rules of hygiene/food preparation, is very gentle and encouraging with people who are still learning including children, is always ALWAYS respectful to wait staff (in the amy’s baking company episode when he learned that the owners were taking the tips of their one waiter he gave her his directly in front of them and also called them out on it in front of the customers too) and always starts off civilly until people give him shit

Gremlins: hes so over the top and verbally abusive ://///////////////////////// even top chefs can learn from their mistakes hes just a bully ://////

Humans are awesome

Reblog if you lick or bite your lips, a lot.

and if you automatically did either one of the two, or both, don’t even fucking hesitate

anyone please ask your crush out like this

this whole thing is way too good to be giffed you need to expirience it 

Well, I didn't wanna overwhelm you (or the guys apparently) or something Might I humbly request a kiss from the guys? Only if they want to, though - da kiss anon

2p Italy: “Since you asked” /Gives you a sweet yet longing kiss/

2p Germany: “Didn’t even have to ask” /holds your chin and kisses you deeply for so long you almost forgot how to breathe/

2p Japan: “Well aren’t you adorable?” /Smirks before kissing your lips/

2p Romano: “Aww how cute~” /kisses you sweetly before pulling away and giving you a wink/

2p Spain: “Yeah sure, whatever.” /hesistantly gives you a quick peck/

2p Prussia: “O-ok…!” /smiles and kisses you sweetly/

2p America: “No problem, doll~” /smirks and cups your cheeks before kissing you, licking your lips to let his tongue in/

2p England: “Oh, I don’t mind, love!” /gives the sweetest little peck on the lips/

2p France: “Don’t be nervous.” /cups your cheek and kisses you rather deeply/

2p Russia: “I accept.” /holds your cheek and slowly kisses you/

2p China: “Awww babe you’re so cute!” /peppers kisses on your lips and then all over your face/

2p Canada: “It’s ok you don’t have to be shy.” /holds the back of your neck and deeply kisses you/

hey if ur ever feelin shitty use this

Okay, I need to fangirl a bit. I just finished the eleventh episode of Snow White with the Red Hair and I am dying inside! That was so cute~!! I’ve been watching this anime for less than a week and I am already in love with it and its characters and this last episode was just perfect! <3