Apuhasnowowl - Nest For Little Barn Owl

rdj kissing josh brolin on the lips is such a power move. the man doesn’t give a single fuck. he’s the male protagonist archetype of this century but he will kiss as many guys as he pleases because he can and there’s nothing hollywood can do about it

Vulcans never lie.

so can we talk about how the starfleet uniform shirt

IS APPARENTLY COMPOSED OF TINY STARFLEET INSIGNIAS

1701% accurate.

Star Trek + Minimalist

none of us trek fans share the exact same opinions on what the mirrorverse is like but i’m glad the one thing we can all seem to agree on is that it’s Really Fucking Horny

i think the best practical joke any video game pulled was Skyrim opening their game making you think the rebellion was this amazing noble cause against an oppressive government (as most fantasy universes frame it), but then you pretty much immediately find out that the stormcloaks are just racists with swords and the empire isn’t really all that terrible save your standard government problems. 

My cats have this meow that means "please come with me to fix this" after which they'll lead me to the problem in question, usually a empty (or 'empty') food bowl or a closed door they want open. They look at the 'problem', they look back at me, clear message.

What fascinates me is how this illustrates what they percieve as being in the realm of my 'power.' I control the food, I control the door, sure, but my cats love to sit on the balcony in the sun, and it has happened plenty of times that on a rainy day they come get me, go to the balcony and show me... the rain. "Please fix this" they say. "Please get rid of the wet"

"Silly kitty," I say, "I can't control the rain." I then walk into the shower and turn on the rain.

                  Captain.                                    ……It’s him.

Hostile Alien: We have your son.

Kirk: I don’t have a son.

Hostile Alien: Then who asked for warm milk and made us cut the crust off his sandwich?

Kirk: Dear god, they have Chekov.