tumblr bitch: liking emerson lake and palmer makes you a freak!
me: **growls really hard**
keith: it's ok theyre just jealous babe...
me: i know keith, i know
greg: **slaps my fat juicy ass**
me: NOT NOW GREGORY KEITH AND I ARE HAVING A MOMENT
greg: youre so boring ** writes love beach **
me: ** sighs **
police: ** en route **
carl: ** palmer **
credit to @naupactus who posted this on discord and gave me permission to post it here
Giving Carl a hand, here?
This post was fact checked by true American patriots
Im in that beef son era🔥🔥
which carl palmer are you
“slut era” i whisper to myself as i rot in my bed, sick like a frail victorian child
the only met gala I’m interested in is a prog rock version of it and I’m fully aware that it can’t happen cause they’re all dead but still. The idea is great. Chris Squire would kill it with his boots, left me introduce you to Keith the Slutty Glittering Cowboy and oh hello Mr. Wakeman, your pride mantel is slaying!!!! And here comes Wario…hello mr Peart…also look at this wacky man with the tired face who’s cosplaying a rotten genital or whatever that is.. excellent cosplay mr Gabriel…all we can do is to dream about it
ELP fangirl | 15 | carl palmer lover | argentinian!!🇦🇷🇦🇷 | obsessed with the ocean and the earth
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