I Have Something In The Worksssss! It’s A Michael Bluth X Babysitter Typa Deal (I Know This Plot Is

“There’s a party in your pants…and no one is invited,” so they say. Little do they know I’ve been on Prozac since I was 14 so there’s no party—just a funeral and nobody’s there except for the dead guy.

it is absolutely essential to have friends you can have extremely insane pervert conversations with. this is kind of what makes life worth living

The sexual tension between me and writing a 40+ word sentence and then ignoring grammarly’s suggestion to break it in half.

girlhood is staying up late to read the top posts in an x reader tag

I need to be fücking spayed

Need some subby Michael bc I just know that man whimpers

Sub!michael bluth x fem!reader head cannons

I LOVE. This request. I’ve decided to make this a head cannon post but I do have a micheal smut in the works so stay tuned!

Obviously smut and nsfw warning, pre established relationship, fem!reader, riding, oral m!receiving, praise kink

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I think Michael is truly such a softy. Like of course he can be rough if he’s angry with his family or if he hasn’t seen you in awhile, but he’s sooooo subby.

When he’s had a bad day, his favorite thing is to let you ride him. He becomes a big baby, he loves when you take care of him. He just holds you and softly moans your name and small praises

“Thank you, sweetheart. I needed that.”

He’s very sweet. Like just the biggest sweetheart. He’s the type of guy to talk a big game while you’re out at dinner but when you get home he’s the one begging.

“Please, (y/n)? I need you.”

He’s definitely a switch, he grew up with that toxic masculinity so of course he likes to prove he can take control, but after awhile of being together he shows his true submissive colors.

Praise kink? Definitely. He loves any praise from you, in and out of the bedroom. Wether it’s letting him know he did a good job regarding something at the Bluth company, or telling him how adorable he looks under you. He loves a good compliment.

“You’re so pretty, Michael.”

This man falls apart at the feeling of your touch. He is such a whimperer. In the beginning of your relationship he definitely got embarrassed and tried to suppress it, but it didn’t take long for him to get comfortable and let go completely.

He loves being with someone who allows him to be himself in this way.

Of course, Michael is so caring and attentive. He cares so much about the needs of everyone he loves, including you. Especially you. When you ride him or suck him off he always makes sure you’re comfortable and he always tells you how great you’re doing.

“Yes, perfect. Just like that, baby.”

He also loves to gently grasp your hair or your hips. Just to help you out.

While he is rather submissive during sex, afterwards he always makes sure he’s the one taking care of you. He’s a big cuddle guy, he also makes sure you’re clean and that you’ve gone to the bathroom after. Its his way of paying you back.

Michael MELTS when you kiss him. He loves the more intimate/romantic type of love making as apposed to rough or mean.

He’s also not the biggest fan of quickies as he loves to take his time and set the mood perfectly

“Let’s wait until we get home, sweetheart, okay?”

but sometimes when you visit his office on his lunch break during a particularly bad day, you can tell he’s stressed and you straddle his waist immediately, the second you start grinding against him he’ll give in (as if he wasn’t praying it would happen)

“Fuck… Just make sure the doors locked…”

These always hit smmmmm

“english isn’t my first langua—“ say no more.

Doing the lord’s work 🫡🫡🫡

reading my own fics like "omg she cooked who wrote thisssss"

Ok hear me out! Michael Bluth x childhood friend reader that moved away and they reunite as adults. She convinces him to take a day off and have fun and he's just all goofy and awkward. Just an idea... idk... Btw your writing is awesome ok bye bye 🫣

Aweeeee tyyyyyyyyy!!! This is my next prompt for sure!!😘😘 you’ve now been promoted to favorite moot😂