So, Connected To My Last Post. I Cannot Draw For The Life Of Me, BUT I Can Write What I Want To Happen

Does anyone in the transformers fandom have a fic where starscream is the one too get stuck in the ice instead of skyfire/ Jetfire?

Cause I really one too read one like it, it sounds like it could be really interesting and I really wonder how everything in transformers would transpire with starscream in the ice and sky/jetfire not

I have an mdzs headcanon where Jin ling's first words where a-die/baba -(dad in Mandarin) to Jiang Cheng, because Jiang Cheng practically raised him and because he (Jin ling) saw other children call the man that raised them baba he called Jiang Cheng baba. And that is the story of how Jiang Cheng cried for the first time since wei wuxian died because of is nephew

Reblog if you're not homophobic

Every url that reblog’s will be written in a book and shown to my homophobic dad. 

I 100% believe that Joseph Joestar is multilingual.

Dude was able to speak with n@zi's who probably didn't speak English all to well, was able to talk to jotaro and kakyuin (who probably didn't speak English all to well), AND he probably learned Italian for suzie q.

So in conclusion, Joseph Joestar can speak AT LEAST four languages. Them being: English, German, Japanese and Italian.

More for this au (my brain really likes it):

Hot rod told Rodimus stories about his time in the wreckers and his life before the war and during. He also told him about nyon and its history and culture. And Rodimus, wanting to give respect to hot rod and make sure he's also happy, decides to take on the culture of nyon as his own.

He tells the wreckers that he isn't hot rod. He believes that it won't be fair for them to not know, nor will it be fair for him to try and act like someone he is not.

They don't believe him. And Rodimus doesn't blame them for not believing (he's aware that what he told them is insane, and also that they don't want to believe that a mech who was their friend died and the matrix just made an entirely new mach to possess his dead body).

The problem is that even after the war and at the lost light nobody believes that he isn't hot rod. And Rodimus does get annoyed by that, but he also doesn't want to hurt them, so he doesn't say anything.

Hot rod is pretty pissed though. He understands why Rodimus doesn't say anything, but he also knows how much it annoys him that no one believes what he says. (Hot rod tried on multiple occasions to communicate with the wreckers and other machs through their dreams just to be able to yell at them and explain that Rodimus isn't laying, and actually isn't hot rod).

Am au where rodimus isn't actually hot rod, but a manifestation that the matrix created of an entirely new mach.

But the problem is that he (rodimus) is literally a sparkling.

All of his knowledge is from the matrix. But the matrix (and primus) were stupid and only gave him the most basic knowledge, like how to speak, read, write, transform, and other basic stuff.

But they (the matrix and primus) forgot to give him the mind and mentality of an adult mach. So it's literally a Shazam situation with a child (sparkling) in a grown up body. The only difference is, this sparkling can never change out of the adult body into the one he was supposed to have, and his stuck acting like something and someone who isn't him.

I don't think you understand how much I need rodimus to be good at math. I mean a person who learned physics at university for FUN good.

And he doesn't even realize how good he is cause he uses it for art and for his creative outlets (you can't tell me carving on your desk with a knife is not a creative outlet).

He can literally do most math problems in under half hour cause his brain moves super fast (speeder and ADHD), but he doesn't realize it cause he doesn't even LIKE math. (Just like me for real).

He only finds out it's not normal to solve a math problem in under a half hour cause of the one time he walked into the labs while brainstorm was calculating and just casually looked at the board and point out a mistake. Brainstorm cries for about an hour cause of that.

Anyway, I need rodimus to be good at math but also really lazy about it so no one knows or believes brainstorm when he tries to tell them.

Do you also hate it when you go to a new school after getting emotional damage and probably some kind of trauma, and wishing to have a god relationship with the kids in the class, but because of all the damage from your old school you end up not talking to anyone and then the kids pick on you, and you just want to finish all the time you have to be with them and then not seeing them ever again? No? Just me

Are there any fanfics of Caesar becoming Hermit Purple or do I need to be the change I want to see in the world?

After the drugs stops working, rodimus in the med bay getting a check up:

Ratchet:*looking at rodimus's processor* I'm not sure what chousd rodimus to act so strangely.

Ultra Magnus: I see, hopefully we could figure it out.

Rodimus: you know, I actually really enjoyed those last few hours. My processor wasn't going like 100 mph for once and I could actually focus on my work without getting distracted every two seconds.

Ratchet, Ultra Magnus, Megatron and everybot else in the med bay: *Relishing that rodimus as the cybertronian equivalent of ADHD and none of them knew, including him* This explains so much and yet so little at the same time. Oh primus we're so stupid for not relishing.

Rodimus:*confused* are y'all ok? Did I miss something?

Drift: don't worry about it rodi. But just out of curiosity, do you remember who gave you the energon before you started filling weird?

Rodimus: yeah, it was getaway. Said he made it himself as a gift.

Drift and everybot else:*Relishing what getaway was trying to do* `I'm going to kill getaway`

I need either Brainstorm or Perceptor or literally ANYBOT on the Lost light to somehow make the cybertronian equivalent of those ADHD meds that make your emotions disappear (you know the type, every Neurodivergent person who takes meds had them), And somehow those meds/drags get into rodimus's energon.

I just want the ENTIRE SHIP in chaos cause rodimus is ACTUALLY WORKING! (What?).

Like, Megatron and ultra Magnus having an existential crisis.

Drift being concerned for his emica (you write it like that?) cause he doesn't wanna race.

Ratchet and all the medics on the ship trying to get rodi into the med bay to give him a check up.

All of the other bots being 100% SURE that rodimus is possessed or got replaced.

And at the same time that the entire crew is panicking, Rodimus is enjoying having his processor go about 950 MPH for the first time in his life. (He is able to do his work without getting distracted or bored after five minutes).

The crew notices rodimus's lack of emotions, rodimus himself does not.

I know the sort of common consensus is IDW Hot Rod/Rodimus being with the Wreckers (probably mainly because of AHM), or just a reserve Wrecker, but I would like to present another potential option:

SpecOps agent Hot Rod/Rodimus.