WHY DOES EVRYONE WANT TO SHOT ME!?

Get held, idiot.

dance me to the end of love

a world without trans people has never existed and never will

prints

I would totally cannibalize my boyfriend but he's too cute for me to do that <3

@sparkling-samm

today is my birthday!

Todays my birthday! My brother took me to see the dog man today and I really liked the movie! And im Super excited to have burgers for dinner!

boyfriend is taking me to the most romantic place on earth <3

(we're going to see transformers one :D)

Human knockout design!

I love this gay robot! Design by me :D

Cybertronian Units of Time: a Guide

…concocted by me, via:

Canon Definitions

Most Common Terms Used in Fandom (that I have seen)

Most Common Interpretations of Aforementioned Terms

Math That Makes Those Terms Make Sense Together

Filling in the Blanks With What Sounded Good (to me)

So essentially I began with Cybertronian units with explicit definitions in canon that are also widely used in fandom (ie. Vorn = 83 years, Joor = 6 hours, Groon = 1 hour). I then worked my way out from those and tried to keep to rough factors of 6/8/10.

Some terms that did have explicit canon definitions had to be slightly skewed from their value (ie. Breem: 8 → 6 minutes, Klik: 8 → 6 seconds) if their definition contradicted another definition that made more sense/fit better. 

At any rate, obviously no one is obligated to use this standard, but canon Transformers content has been unfortunately… awful at establishing any universal units of time, their relationship to each other, or their equivalents to human units of time.

So this occasionally makes fanfiction an absolute nightmare for people like me with a crap memory who don’t want to constantly have to scroll through a thousand pages of the wiki to remind themselves what the hell a groon is.

So, naturally, I simply spent far too long whipping up this at-a-glance guide to keep track of it & on the off chance that the fandom might adopt it. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 

(PLEASE REBLOG THIS IF YOU LIKE IT SO THAT MORE FANS CAN SEE IT!)

Mecha AU texaid because they have done something to my brain chemistry

They low key make me go so fucking feral and I don't know what to do about it

Thank you @keferon for making such a good fucking AU actually brings joy into my life

These two people have been forced to listen to my Starscream infodumping for two weeks now

ft. @digsnowp and Dark