ups and downs but also the hourglass but also drift but also the gravity but also
i hate people who know chess. “i’m moving my rook to c2” okay man. i’m driving down I-65
was listening to requiem earlier and realized, how the fuck did daisuke manage to turn 'april showers may flowers' into an actually fire bar
we're people
Me leaving the function after releasing the 57 parrots who I taught to sing the entire Old Testament in Mandarin Chinese
Why is skin
A while back my pharmacist saw my deadname on my profile and accidentially called it out, he corrected and deleted my deadname from the system so only my preferred name shows up now. There was a crowd of people behind me, so as he hands over the pills he apologized, in equal tone and volume as when he called my deadname and lied saying it's been a long day and he didn't mean to call out -his own- name. I quietly told him it was fine and he didn't need to do that for my sake.
His response: "No, it's my name now."
I went to the pharmacist yesterday, his nametag is my deadname. He informed me he's immigrating and in the process he's changed his first name to my deadname to have an English sounding name. That's why he's now able to get a reprint of his nametag to be my deadname. And repeated, with the intense seriousness of someone who is going to die on this hill: "It's mine now. Not yours. I'm taking." His tone indicated that decision is final.
Bro literally deadnamed me once, and has committed to flat out stealing my deadname. It's his now. Legally. Officially. I over heard his co-workers call him by the name.
people who find it easy to do things have no idea how hard it is to do things
“Parry this you filthy casual.” You pull the trigger… and begin to panic as the Knight ACTUALLY parries the bullet.
i hate people who know highways. “i’m heading south on I-65” okay man. i’m moving my rook to c2
my mum just called "scrolling on Tumblr" "scrumbling"