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surely the next megastructure will bring us closer to god. trust me guys!

Look, I drew Budget!

6 year old me: did we mary anyone

20 year old me: fix you’re spelling

60 year old me: fix your grammar

tall person: i’m really tall

REBLOG IF YOUR BLOG IS A SAFE SPACE FOR AROMANTIC PEOPLE AND IF YOU THINK THEY ARE VALID

I want to see how many people actually are willing to say this and not just act like it

I need everyone to vote democratic no matter what, not only so we can avoid Trump and everything he stands for, but also I think it would be so fucking funny if when the votes come out we see that Trump lost by a Fuck-Ton, he lost So Bad that it's laughable. I need his loss to become the biggest joke ever pls everyone pls vote pLEASE

i hate people who know chess. “i’m moving my rook to c2” okay man. i’m driving down I-65

"Battle to the death between your tumblr pfp and-" Axl loses. He loses every time. There's not argument to be had, you said "To the death" and Axl Low refuses to kill people. One of the most powerful and arguably dangerous characters in lore and he's so committed to his principles he just loses every hypothetical before the discussion even starts. "What if-" Axl Low doesn't deal in "What-ifs" unless it's "What if everyone was just nice to eachother? :)" and that works canonically. He beat them up first but no one died. I love him so much.

“Parry this you filthy casual.” You pull the trigger… and begin to panic as the Knight ACTUALLY parries the bullet.

bridget nendo!! she came home in the mail on monday :3