I'm Gonna Kill- (remembers Suicide Jokes Make My Mental Health Worse) God

"Battle to the death between your tumblr pfp and-" Axl loses. He loses every time. There's not argument to be had, you said "To the death" and Axl Low refuses to kill people. One of the most powerful and arguably dangerous characters in lore and he's so committed to his principles he just loses every hypothetical before the discussion even starts. "What if-" Axl Low doesn't deal in "What-ifs" unless it's "What if everyone was just nice to eachother? :)" and that works canonically. He beat them up first but no one died. I love him so much.

man what time is it im about to just clock out and go home rn lol *checks my phone* *the clock is scrolling thru time at like 999x speed* *i look around and everythings turning to sand and dust*

1-2. 3-4. 5-6. 7-8. 9-10. five groups of two numbers. think about it

Axl Low has changed my life because I hold my fast food like this now. Never had thought to do that. If you cradle the bag in the crook of your arm like that you can grab the drink with that same hand and have an entirely free hand for your keys. I can get into my car now. I realize this is an insane post but you have to understand I was walking to my car and didn't know how to get to my keys and I thought of this and was "This is fucking stupid but my whole world is different now. What the fuck."

Thank you Axl Low

“when you’re being mean to me this is who you’re being mean to” post but the picture is just a regular selfie so the post is a neutral statement of fact

remove jacko from the game please

so many of the "i only use chat gpt for ___" excuses are concerning because people use it in place of learning basic, valuable skills.

you don't need chat gpt to write professional sounding emails for you, there are many many guides on the internet and with a bit of practise you can learn to write them yourself. a very important skill for a professional to have, and some of the basic rules will carry over into irl conversations!

you don't need chat gpt to be a "more detailed search engine", because you're robbing yourself of the chance to learn how to find and filter information on the internet and evaluate the credibility of sources. which is a VITAL skill. plus, chat gpt is notorious for being wrong?

if you use it to write essays, you're taking away your ability to hone your research skills, your writing skills, your critical thinking skills. your ability to create persuasive arguments!

and for most of the other reasons people use chat gpt, there are non-ai websites for that! for maths, wolfram alpha. for figuring out what you can cook with the ingredients you have there's supercook and the like. for creating routines, there's about a million apps!

whatever you "only" use chatgpt for i promise there are better websites out there that you don't have to worry will produce complete bullshit???? and destroy the environment???

i hate people who know chess. “i’m moving my rook to c2” okay man. i’m driving down I-65

“Parry this you filthy casual.” You pull the trigger… and begin to panic as the Knight ACTUALLY parries the bullet.