You Dumb Motherfucker Life Isn't About Smelling Flowers Or Feeling Radiant Sunshine On Your Skin Or Making

I wish I could meow dude do you know how much I'd abuse that? I guess that's why they don't let me meow but still that's kinda bogus, no?

i work with the secret committee that determines whether an online typo was genuine or forced in an attempt to sound more comedic or nonchalant or drunk or high or sleepy or excited and you wouldnt believe the shit i see on a normal shift day to day

i made this exactly one year ago and i still think the idea for it is good

it can happen to you every moment PSA please dont rotate 2d creatures

Heartbreaking! The obvious letter to use for this variable isn't available because you already used it for something else!

Happy Chaos: People always say 'fuck around and find out' as if that's a bad thing. I love finding out. I need to understand

your honour its like wahtever. yiur honour fuck offffff come on literally who cares ://////

Asuka: So now that you're sapient, what should I do about Fredrick and Aria? They're working on transport to my current location. Sabotage is the most direct answer-

Asuka R#: Wait why?

Asuka: Well I can't let them up here? They'll destroy everything and I've spent so long making them a new life, destroying them would be a complete waste. I could go to the Backyard again...

Asuka R#: Did Fredrick say he still wanted to kill you? Or Aria?

Asuka: ...well no but going by previous interactions-

R#: Asuka. A hypothetical. Could they...just want to check on you? You left them, again, after taking the Flame of Corruption. And immediately absconded to Luna. Is there a possibility...that they are worried about you?

Asuka: I have ruined their life on multiple occasions, caused suffering on a scale only I can calculate, and have once again escaped any lasting consequences, due to their actions. It seems most likely they still harbor ill will. Now, what options would you suggest?

R#: Talk to them. Ask them. Your trauma and obsession with self-flagellation has ripped all logic from mind it seems. No wonder you created me. They were our friends. Our partners. Who knows how they feel now? You are simply willing data to exist to support your hypothesis.

Asuka:

Why is skin

Ram: Do you believe in second chances?

Sin: Yeah, it usually takes me 4 or 5 tries to realize I'm a fucking idiot.

why is mays theme so seaside hill core am i going insane like is this just me or???