I’m Such A “i Want Your Attention” But “won’t Bother You” Kinda Person

A talk show where the host interviews experts of various fields, but after the initial introductory question only keeps asking the same one: why?

And it's all about how far into a rabbit hole of random explanations you can get when you keep asking an astrophycisist why do the stars do that. Why does the force that does that make the stars do that? Trapped into the question loop of a five-year-old, except the interviewer is an adult so you're allowed to curse while answering.

Asuka: So now that you're sapient, what should I do about Fredrick and Aria? They're working on transport to my current location. Sabotage is the most direct answer-

Asuka R#: Wait why?

Asuka: Well I can't let them up here? They'll destroy everything and I've spent so long making them a new life, destroying them would be a complete waste. I could go to the Backyard again...

Asuka R#: Did Fredrick say he still wanted to kill you? Or Aria?

Asuka: ...well no but going by previous interactions-

R#: Asuka. A hypothetical. Could they...just want to check on you? You left them, again, after taking the Flame of Corruption. And immediately absconded to Luna. Is there a possibility...that they are worried about you?

Asuka: I have ruined their life on multiple occasions, caused suffering on a scale only I can calculate, and have once again escaped any lasting consequences, due to their actions. It seems most likely they still harbor ill will. Now, what options would you suggest?

R#: Talk to them. Ask them. Your trauma and obsession with self-flagellation has ripped all logic from mind it seems. No wonder you created me. They were our friends. Our partners. Who knows how they feel now? You are simply willing data to exist to support your hypothesis.

Asuka:

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Greetings trans MEN

*epic rock music plays*

Seeing as I am a cis MAN born as a MAN I figure I am a MAN expert.

So here is mu guide on becoming a MAN.

Step 1; Decide you are a MAN.

That’s it.

Thank you for coming to my talk.

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