This Thing Is A Land Yacht! When I Lived In South Florida, The IT Director Was From Noo Yawk, With That

Rabbits Rabbits Rabbits

Reblog this on the first of the month for good luck all month long!

Ultra Right beer, brewed in response to the protests of Bud Light, are both made by Budweiser.

As bald men might say, “Grass doesn’t grow on a busy street,” referencing their hairless head.

I say, “Grass doesn’t grow in cement, either,” referencing their hairless head.

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Królowa Karolina

Bunny enjoying his new bed (via)

There are days when I‘ve been this excited to get into bed (even if mine isn’t new).

Growing up, I had skates with metal wheels that clamped onto your shoes. The only place we had to skate was on the sidewalks, so if the skates weren’t secured tightly or the sidewalk was uneven, it could lead to some interesting results, usually involving Bactine, iodine and Band-aids - or worse.

I can’t say no, the li’l bean is way too cute!

For every reblog this post gets, Clyde will get a smooch!

How can anyone say no to this lil bean???

Found these in kitchen the other day - there was a time when I was using them regularly. The one on the left has numerous “Impossible Pie” recipes, along with desserts and breads, and the one on the right has more of the same. I can thumb through these and remember making them years ago.

Is Musk going to suspend himself? Sounds like Melania ‘s “Be Best” campaign while her husband is the epitome of “Be Worst.”

Her husband sounds like his ass is so tight, you couldn’t pull a needle out with a tractor.

Your husband sounds like a prick, Patricia. I am so sorry.

The bad news is that she was all the ignorance necessary to make a mess of the department; the good news is that gravel pits are hard to come by in Washington D.C..

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Trump To Nominate South Dakota Gov. Kristi Noem As DHS Secretary: Reports

If confirmed, the governor would play a key role in implementing the president-elect's agenda on immigration, including his mass deportation

Puppy killer.

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