Taken Out Of Context, Goncharov Is Actually One Of The Funniest Characters Of All Time.

taken out of context, Goncharov is actually one of the funniest characters of all time.

he refuses to have sex with his hot wife. she invites him to dinner with Sofia (and was almost CERTAINLY going to propose a threesome) but he's like no thank you. i have to go stare into Andrey's eyes for 3 hours. he gets a motorcycle and crashes it 10 minutes later. he gives a eulogy at the funeral of a guy he killed. he picks a fight with a grandfather clock and the clock wins. his wife loses the mansion in a poker game because he was busy throwing a tantrum in his man cave and then she comes home and points a gun at him and he looks at her like a middle-aged suburban dad whose kids just broke the TV remote for the fifth time.

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4 years ago

Meme idea

Photoshop the goose from untitled goose game into the background of a photo of a place where something bad happens, but it’s a photo of before the bad thing happening, so it’s implied that the goose caused it

3 years ago

𝙢𝙚𝙡𝙖𝙣𝙘𝙝𝙤𝙡𝙞𝙘𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙮 𝙗𝙚𝙖𝙪𝙩𝙞𝙛𝙪𝙡 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙜𝙨:

1. empty perfume bottles

2. abandoned castles

3. pressed flowers

4. smell of soil after rain, Petrichor

5. old books with dust all over them

6. walking all alone in a museum hall

7. languages that humanity no longer uses

8. stars, the moon, the entire universe and it’s secrets

9. old paintings

10. late night conversations

11. thunderstorms

12. vintage love letters

13. gothic architecture

14. waves hitting the shore at nighttime

15. candles that smell like seasons

16. stained glass windows

17. An empty library

18. writing poetry

19. family heirlooms

20. enjoying peaceful silence

Shoutout to @stardustemotions for making the former half of this thread.

3 years ago

“maybe the curtains are blue because the author just liked the color blue” set human critical thinking skills decades back


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1 year ago

the craziest part abt the choice was between death or hurting adam which wasn't much of a choice at all quote is that it wasn't an "only one survives" situation. ronan wouldn't even be dying for adam or instead of adam. he is choosing DEATH over HURTING him. adam's life isn't at stake here, he is only potentially in danger of temporary(!!!) pain if ronan acts in self defense and that is enough for ronan to willingly sacrifice his entire life without an ounce of fight. usually when you think about dying for someone you love it's in terms of dying in their place, jumping in front of the blow and giving your life so that theirs can continue. but ronan, for adam who has already been hurt so much, would die for him before he ever became the one to raise a hand against him, to allow him to ever be hurt any further. not him for me. death for pain. that is an equal exchange to ronan so simple he doesn't even consider the alternative once. this fucking scene dude WHO ELSE has ever been in love like that EVER

3 years ago

Beautiful Latin phrases ~ part 2

• veni, vidi, vici - I came, I saw, I conquered.

• vivamus, moriendum est - let us live, for we must die.

• ergo dum me diligis - so long as you love me.

• alis volat propriis - she flies with her own wings.

• sic mundus creatus est - thus the world was created.

• aut inveniam viam aut faciam - I shall either find a way or make one.

• mors certa, hora incerta - death is certain, its hour is uncertain

• mors mihi lucrum - death to me is reward

• aeternum vale - farewell forever

• mors ultima linea rerum est - death is everything’s final limit

• nascentes morimur - from when we are born, we begin to die

• mors vincit omnia - death conquers all

• omnia mors aequat - everything is equal in death

• tempus edax rerum - time, devourer of everything

3 years ago

Thinking about that one kid in my law class who came into class everyday with a plastic bag full of water and would drink it with a bendy straw throughout the class....anyway Charlie Dalton energy.


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4 years ago

Please read “On This the 100th Anniversary of the Sinking of the Titanic, We Reconsider the Buoyancy of the Human Heart”… please read it… look it’s right here… it has the line “You’re not a boat, you can go under and come up again, with those big old lungs of yours, those hard kicking legs” in it… the first time I read it I burst into tears and sobbed like a child

3 years ago

keating: where’s charlie?

cameron, remembering that charlie got his head stuck in a tuba after keating told him to leave it alone, and that he’s supposed to cover for the dead poets as they frantically work together to free charlie's head from the tuba: who’s charlie?


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