Just Cracked Open A Beer…let’s See If I Get Tipsy Tonight…😝😵‍💫

I wanna be in someone’s lap…messy kisses, grabbing at each other, grinding that leads to nothing more….just the two of us getting needier and needier for each other…..

Please?????

Craving messy kisses with so much grabbing and biting and whimpering :((((

I’m the mood for someone to fuck me until I’m completely worn out, shaking and unable to string a sentence together. They lay down on top of me like a weighted blanket so we can cuddle for the rest of the night as they gently talk in my ear and praise me for how well I did….

………….

not to be weird or anything but we could be kissing and dancing together to slow music in my dimly lit kitchen at 1:00am if you even care

So what if I wanna hear a girl threaten me while she has a knife to my throat and her fingers buried inside me….

Well I’m glad I could make your morning pet. It’d be even better if I got to wake you up to me teasing your nipples until the feeling of your shirt against them makes you squirm.

I know you’re an easy puppy to make excited. Just rubbing your face in my crotch against my strap would have you humping my leg like you need to be used until you’re begging for me to stop. I’ve been thinking of adopting a dog lately.

-M

Gods, M...I-

that sounds like literal heaven...my nipples get very sensitive, you'd have me whining in minutes lmao.....would love to wake up to you touching me, not knowing how long you'd been playing with me, just that i was soaked for you and my nipples were hard and sensitive for you....

uh huh uh huh uh huh yes yes yes....i can be very easy at times, and having my face pressed into you crotch, into your strap bulge like i mutt would have my whimpering and humping your leg like a needy puppy...

need you to use me so badly....keep on going for as long as you wish, have me begging and crying in the end for you...

you've been thinking of adopting a dog??? ME ME ME ME ME🙋🏻🙋🏻🙋🏻🙋🏻👀👀😵‍💫😵‍💫

Please??

making fun of the little "ghghgh" noises puppies make while you're throatfucking them by telling them how stupid they sound. even if that's probably the most intelligent sound that'll come from their mouth because anything they have to say doesn't matter. is this anything.

Wanna see this happen….

ideal nudes for femme will be the most sfw pic of a butch!

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This makes me WEAKKK…where’s my girl to do this to me???

‘i’m gonna cum, fuck you’re gonna make me hhng’ masc x ‘not yet darling, hold it’ femme

LITERALLY ME RN….having college work to do but I don’t wanna….

Just wanna be snuggled in mommy’s lap as she teases me while I try work…keeping me needy and leaking in her lap for her…

Wanna be sat on mommy’s lap whilst I do my assignment, getting little kisses all over my face every time I look up at her and pout. Giving her puppy eyes and whining because why is a silly little girl like me doing an assignment instead of being babied and cooed at >:(

i- urm....AH!....

i think this would actually break my brain but i'd still beg for it to happen. can someone please come do this for me, to me??

i just wanna be someone's dumb little pup....

Reminder that random mouth inspections are very important for a good pet~ It's so easy too, just have them all laid on your lap, softly caressing their face until they've closed their pretty eyes and can't see when you put on some gloves.

Unable to do anything once you're got them trapped between your thighs, already going stupid from the heat and softness. Just softly start prodding at their lips, see how they start drooling as you check their teeth and tongue. Better yet when they start whimpering, even more dumb and pathetic as you shallowly finger fuck any of their last person thoughts out. Just a dummy baby pup or bun for you

"That's my good lil pet, such a precious love for me~ Now let's see how much your pretty throat can handle mmh baby? I bet you can take a few inches more than last time~" As I wiggle my knotted strap before their eyes, seeing how they widen, how their lil pet hips start wiggling at the possibility of a full body check up <3