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Gonna get myself a fun little surprise I guess

New political strategy just dropped.

Taiwanese parliament member stole a Bill before it could get passed. 

@NFL Someone sign this man as a running back.

this may or may not be a fantasy writing exercise for me. please reblog

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nvm I can sleep easy now

Was going to read a little to sleep but now I will not go to sleep fuck

TIME TO RANDOMIZE YOUR GENITALS

Based on this post. Reblog and tag what you got on the wheel! In the event this breaches containment; I'm a monsterfucker so be warned that a good chunk of these reflect that.