Folk Hero Really

If this post gets 2000 likes by Xmas I will purchase a nerf gun and use it to shoot people at family gatherings who deadname and misgender me

reblog to bonk the person you reblogged it from with a hollow cardboard tube

Hey I know where you can do the first one on American soil, The military base in Germany. Make Spangdahlem elementary better than it is.

hey gamers, let's prove benford's law

Ah yes, the 3 genders. Male, female, and “what the fuck are you, a cop?”

in love with a muggleborn or the cissamione time travel au where the time traveler accidentally falls in love with Narcissa Black but has to return to her own timeline and so, now back in the future, Hermione finally figures out why Narcissa (Malfoy) has been giving her so many heartbroken and wistful looks for the longest time. The first thing Hermione tells Narcissa after she returns from the past is, “I remember everything now.”

or, the notebook kiss but make it cissamione

I have died every day waiting for you Darling, don’t be afraid I have loved you for a thousand years I’ll love you for a thousand more

And all along I believed I would find you Time has brought your heart to me I have loved you for a thousand years I’ll love you for a thousand more

Every breath Every hour has come to this

One step closer

- A Thousand Years

match percenteges, helping is allowed

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TIME TO RANDOMIZE YOUR GENITALS

Based on this post. Reblog and tag what you got on the wheel! In the event this breaches containment; I'm a monsterfucker so be warned that a good chunk of these reflect that.

Rex is believed to have been the dog of John E. Stow, one of the city’s longest-practicing fruit merchants until his death in 1884. For years, people have gathered sticks and fallen branches to place at the loyal dog’s resting place. Situated under a tree with plenty of sticks around, visitors often leave a stick across Rex’s paws as a tribute. Someone even left a picture of their own dog there, perhaps a beloved pet who had passed away, as if to say, “Rex, look after my little one.”