I want to read a combo of the potions mistress and come once again and love me. So 38 yr old nasty lily encounters 38 yr old bitchass snape in their alternate universe thing but in their 16 yr old bodies
Taking care of your depressed eldritch boyfriend (?)
More eldritch Lucifer, this time I made a full body design
i think jason should hang out with only murderers and therefore always be thought of as the nice one because he won’t let them ruthlessly kill people
The Kiss of Life - A utility worker giving mouth-to-mouth to co-worker after he contacted a low voltage wire, 1967
Damian, who’s never seen danny before this moment: we’re twins.
Danny, choosing chaos: triplets, actually. I have an identical sister.
Damian: what.
Bruce, listening in from a roof: Talia hid THREE children from me?!
Talia, on a different roof: Father stole one of my children?! >:(
OR ALTERNATIVELY
Danny: Quadruplets actually. You owe so much child support
Bruce: what-
Dani & Dan: pay up bitch
*two days into Husk’s contract*
Alastor: Husk, about your soul-
Husk: No returns
Alastor: Please, it’s making me sad
In all timelines, in all possibilities…
god I just. love ruthlessness as a character trait so much. sexy sexy sexy
Very much inspired by that Valentine Pin-Up Alastor merch where the only significant change is him having his bow-tie unclipped.
Anyway, happy valentine day sike, it's Aro week and we are begrudgingly going on dates to help our friends with their heist.
youtube comments are so good omg
edit: there’s like a bunch more, literally go to youtube it’s amazing
Send me asks about Headcanons. I'll talk your ears off.
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