Love Square, but it's three assholes trying to get Alastor's attention while he's just oblivious. Lucifer want shim because he's the first in millenia to have the balls to challenge him, Vox because it's Alastor, and Adam because he wants to just piss Lucifer off and do a reverse Uno on him by stealing HIS bitch for once. Angel is both in charge of bets and popcorn distribution
what is the ship name for alastor/adam i need it immediately
i personally need 'em to team up real bad
ugh im going absolutely feral fantasizing about obsessive snily. snily where they are both totally off their rocker. snily scheming painful ways to get back at the marauders. snily killing severus' father. just!!!! obsessive snily!!! where they are so wrapped up in eachother!! that they don't even realize how crazy they're becoming!!!!! i want snily violence 🔪🔪🔪
where the hell am i gonna find a fic like that 😭😭
I was gonna draw something more serious but sometimes u just gotta draw memes
Something something Danny learns that Jason died and crawled out of his own grave.
Danny, to Jason: You actually got a grave?
Jason: Why? You want one?
He doesn’t notice how this could potentially sound like a threat from an outsider’s perspective.
Me, you, and our giant robot son
me: haha oh god this is so bad im making so many unsupported claims and pulling all this analysis out of my ass
my prof in the margins: excellent analysis!
me:
not to be boring but I like when evil characters.... well not become “redeemed,” more like they become domesticated. its just delightful when like an evil monstrous little bastard man goes from committing murder to getting mad someone misplaced their costco card or left the jar of mayo on the counter all day.
Taking care of your depressed eldritch boyfriend (?)
More eldritch Lucifer, this time I made a full body design
Send me asks about Headcanons. I'll talk your ears off.
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