If You All Couldn’t Already Tell, This 💔 Is My Favourite Emoji To Use

WHY ISN’T THE HOT BOTTLE HELPING ME DKJDKDND

This is exactly what I needed, thanks Pinterest <3

You’re lowkey 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂… like more 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 than my friends 😭

she will be mine soon…

That is a horrifically over-sexualised version of a woman.

My ex said she's glad we broke up because I SOMETIMES put ranch on pizza, but she's not any better than I am. She puts mayonnaise on hers. Mayonnaise, Light. MAYONNAISE. SHE CANNOT JUDGE ME FOR THIS!!!

Mayo is good on pizza though.

Why do you like bullying Light so much 💔 leave the poor little guy alone :(

you know the figure i said i was getting? she is here and she is absolutely gorgeous she’s so tall i have to either get a new shelf or clear out the one that you and your little murder buddies are chilling in

'Murder buddies'? Really?

I will if you want pookie ❤️

tra la laaa everyone’s sharing like stuff that happened to them but i literally don’t do anything

there’s more mould on my window than last time i checked and it got on my hand which is a little rude🙄

Ew? Maybe this is your sign to do more things.

I am not a straight people.

Reblog if you are also not a straight people.

Sksjkamsms apparently I’m underweight

And like… I eat pretty healthily so I dunno why

So uhhh… yeah…

:3

WJAT

Average conversation between me and my friends

....your friends are very...interesting people.

Yeah it’s somewhere in my closet I think, I’ll try to find it when I get back to Australia

Did you ever have a childhood plush?

Mine was a small rabbit plush that was brown and white :3

No. When I was a kid I mostly enjoyed other things instead....that's nice, though. You still have it?