Listen Up: If You See ICE Distract Them! Scream LA MIGRA (la Me-graw) Top Of Your Lungs To Let People

we are entering dark times.

I saw these comments on a FitMC tiktok clip, genuinely mistaking him for famous drag queen Trixie Mattel. I had to investigate .

naturally , there is an obvious physical resemblance, however the truth is much deeper than it seems.

by god.

this goes all the way to the top. anything you wanna tell us, "" FitMC "" ?

FINNALLY PEOPLE MAKING FANART OF PILI OMG IVE BEEN WAITING YEARS FOR THIS 😭/SRS

make way for pili dtowncat

cubinhozinhos

i know many of these stupid motherfuckers do not know that lorena is bi but they definitely know carol is and when you're qrting lore's tweet complaining about more bi characters (there are two explicit bi characters in nm, to be clear) and saying that you're "not mad at the players, but...." for BISEXUAL PEOPLE MAKING THEIR OWN CHARACTERS BISEXUAL it is biphobia like it just is. i don't care how badly you want other rep, complaining about other queer people getting rep and acting like bisexuals are less queer than lesbians is fucking awful and immature. and it is not lesbophobic to point that out holy shit. on what planet is telling people not to be biphobic lesbophobic??????? is it inherent to lesbian identity to be shitty to bisexuals because i sure fucking hope you don't think that's the case. you can want lesbian rep without trying to tear down bisexuals holy fucking shit how hard is that to grasp. and this entitlement that people have where they think they were owed melissa being a lesbian is fucking crazy what fucking planet are you on where you think that's how it works on what fucking planet do lesbians have a monopoly on blonde cheerleaders???

and i want to be clear here that above all else the way people are harassing lore about this is fucking awful and reprehensible. a perfect example of how toxic and fucking terrible ordem fans can be and a perfect example of intracommunity biphobia. fucking disgusting behavior

"Sorry guys no stream today I watched hideduo clips all night long, felt shy, muted abd gave up on the streamer career"

How many times can Pac tweet about watching hideduo before it ends up being true?

Crystal Molly: I'm Crystal Molly! Thank you Quackity for inviting me, I hope I represent the Spanish-speaking team well. This will be very fun, and the translations are incredible!

Quackity: Aww 🥹

Crystal Molly: I feel like I don't need to study English anymore. 😌

Quackity: Well– [Laughs] Let's get a round of applause! Molly doesn't have to study English anymore!

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Brazil's Rio Grande do Sul is currently flooded

I don't make these kinds of posts, but Rio Grande do Sul (a brazilian estate) is going through its worst natural catastrophe in recorded history and I need everyone to know about this. Its currently looking like this:

What is going on

Most of Brazil suffers from yearly floods during the rain season. These floods most of the time aren't bad, with water going away a few hours later. Sometimes they are a nightmare, with people losing their homes and most if not all belongings. But this?

This is not fucking normal.

Currently (May 6th, 2024) there's +80 confirmed deaths and 873 thousand people are being affected by these historical floods. Eight hundred and seventy three THOUSAND people. Once again: THIS. IS. NOT. NORMAL.

Rio Grande has 496 cities, and currently, 364 are reporting problems related to this. It's almost the entirety of Rio Grande - and you know how big Rio Grande is? If you're from the USA, its just a bit bigger than Colorado, and just a bit smaller than Nevada. If you are European, Rio Grande is bigger than the United Kingdom. Can you imagine if almost the entirety of the UK was underwater? Because I sure fucking can just by watching brazilian news!

Rio Grande expects floods. It rains a lot in Brazil. What no one expect is having to deal with 2,30 meters - 7'7 feet for reference - ABOVE the expected flooding level, which is 3 meters (9'10 feet). This means that there were 5,26 meters (17'3 ft) of water. Chart for comparison:

I live in São Paulo, which is completely unaffected by what is going on over there, but I need people to be aware of this. Why?

How YOU can help

A single US dollar is almost five reais. One euro is around 5,50. This may not be much to a lot of people reading this, but literally anything helps. If you donate U$10, it's R$50 for us. If it's euros, then it's R$55,00.

If you can't donate, please just reblog this post.

INTERNATIONAL DONATIONS INFO

If you use euros, here's the donation info:

Standard Chartered Bank Frankfurt Bank

Swift: SCBLDEFX

Bank Account: 007358304

If you use dollars, here's the donation info:

Standard Chartered Bank New York Bank

Swift: SCBLUS33

Bank Account: 3544032986001

You need to inform this in order to donate:

IBAN Code: BR5392702067001000645423206C1

Name: Associação dos Bancos no Estado do Rio Grande do Sul

CNPJ: 92.958.800/0001-38

NATIONAL DONATIONS INFO

If you're brazilian, oi, aqui tá o Pix do canal SOS Rio Grande do Sul para você ajudar:

Pix: CNPJ: 92.958.800/0001-38 Banco do Estado do Rio Grande do Sul ou Associação dos Bancos no Estado do Rio Grande do Sul

‏I am manal from Gaza. I am 30 years old. I stand before you as a person trying to support my family of 3 members, me, my husband, and my young daughter. We are living in very difficult circumstances after the occupation launched the war on Gaza. We were displaced from our home and live in a tent that does not protect us from the cold of winter or the heat of summer. We live in extreme poverty due to the circumstances and there is no income. We are no longer able to provide the necessary supplies of food, drink and others due to the insane rise in prices. Thus, my source of livelihood was destroyed and we live in very difficult conditions in tents. It is difficult for me to find the words to describe what we face every day in the tents without food, medicine, or drinking clean water, along with the oppression, helplessness, psychological pressures, and daily traumas that everything causes. Around us and unable to care for our families, the fear of danger, disease and death never leaves us

Now, I find myself in this difficult situation, and I humbly ask for your help to save the lives of my family, especially my little girl, by getting us out of Gaza to Egypt and building a new life outside Gaza or helping us get money to buy the necessities we might be able to afford. Asking for help is not easy, but we had no choice because we want to survive and strive to rebuild our shattered lives. We are very grateful for any help you can offer, no matter how small, because your help will go a long way in alleviating our suffering. I hope you will share my story with your family and friends.

crazy guess for realms smp

since last time I guessed that Harry and Tommy were gonna get put in and itw as right, I wanna predict who's next to maybe get in Realms!!

-My first person is Freddie Badlinu. I feel like this is obvious why, but idk just a guess:D

My second guess is Maxggs. They're friends and since Harry is in I feel like Max will probs get in too? Unless he doesn't really wanna do Minecraft which I feel like could be something that could be possible.

My third guess is Molly Melinks. From what I'm aware of they're still friends so maybeee???

Fourth guess, Missa. I heard from somewhere that Tubbo did want to get him into realms so maybe?

Fifth guess, and a very unlikely one, Roier. I feel like there's a possibility, but not really??

Sixth guess, Iron mouse. I feel like with Foolish, Etoiles and Bad in Realms, Mousey may get in too,

seventh guess, Jimmy Solidarity. HEAR ME OUT ON THIS. They've definitely played together before and Sausage is in sooo.....

Eight guess is Michaela Darkeyebrows! Say, if Guqqie gets in and with Aimsey being in already, I feel like maybe she may get in????

And last guess for now, Guqqie. (Idk if I spelled their name right). No reason just for sillies

These are just for the sillies as I like to predict things! More predictions in the future maybe!! :D

Seapeekay: I give- I gave my pickaxe to Aldo, he hit me in the fcking head and sent me to Purgatory 2, what the sht is this?! What is this!!! 😫

Mike: [Laughs] Ok guys– we need to leave this place, but where?

Gabepeixe: Let's go, let's go!

Mike: Guys, have you ever heard about the legend of the naked Slenderman?

Seapeekay: [WHEEZES]