+ John ?

BREAKING NEWS!!! MythicalSausage is a 𝘞𝘏𝘈𝘛-

Crystal Molly: I'm Crystal Molly! Thank you Quackity for inviting me, I hope I represent the Spanish-speaking team well. This will be very fun, and the translations are incredible!

Quackity: Aww 🥹

Crystal Molly: I feel like I don't need to study English anymore. 😌

Quackity: Well– [Laughs] Let's get a round of applause! Molly doesn't have to study English anymore!

TAZER CRAFT REFERENCE

Mine saying that Tazercraft ended to become her hair dye lmao I adore her (also she looks so gorgeous)

If Tubbo is already looking to add more people he should pick someone really funny (roier) who's really good at rp (roier) and already knows a lot of people from the server (roier) and that everyone loves (roier)

Pac: Oh man, what is this, what is this, what is this man? Where can I buy this? [Slaps his desk] I'll buy two.

Pac: [Laughs] It's very good man, very good. "I love you, Fítche!" [Laughs] You're going to think the worst, this is the worst phrasing you could think of. Like, I mean– a guy might say 'I love being fit, I love go to the gym,' but it was a certain way… I don't know, in English it seems wrong, right? "I love you, Fίtche" I don't know if that makes sense, right? Because it would have to be "I love fitness," right? There should be the 'ness' there at the end, right? Or am I crazy? My understanding of English there should have been an 'ness' at the end, right?

fit is both desperately trying to imply that he and pac fucked and desperately avoiding saying it directly and its possibly the funniest thing he's ever done

i know many of these stupid motherfuckers do not know that lorena is bi but they definitely know carol is and when you're qrting lore's tweet complaining about more bi characters (there are two explicit bi characters in nm, to be clear) and saying that you're "not mad at the players, but...." for BISEXUAL PEOPLE MAKING THEIR OWN CHARACTERS BISEXUAL it is biphobia like it just is. i don't care how badly you want other rep, complaining about other queer people getting rep and acting like bisexuals are less queer than lesbians is fucking awful and immature. and it is not lesbophobic to point that out holy shit. on what planet is telling people not to be biphobic lesbophobic??????? is it inherent to lesbian identity to be shitty to bisexuals because i sure fucking hope you don't think that's the case. you can want lesbian rep without trying to tear down bisexuals holy fucking shit how hard is that to grasp. and this entitlement that people have where they think they were owed melissa being a lesbian is fucking crazy what fucking planet are you on where you think that's how it works on what fucking planet do lesbians have a monopoly on blonde cheerleaders???

and i want to be clear here that above all else the way people are harassing lore about this is fucking awful and reprehensible. a perfect example of how toxic and fucking terrible ordem fans can be and a perfect example of intracommunity biphobia. fucking disgusting behavior

Just k*ll me please

WHAT IS THIS TOXIC RELATIONSHIP WERE NEITHER OF US DON'T WANT TO LET GO???

help meeeeeeee

don't speak to her or her daughter again