Tfw You Have A Reputation To Maintain But A Sparkly Alien Keeps Trying To Become Friends With You 😔✨️

i was looking for references and i found this very funny picture and i immediately went "jayroy"

actually so feral about them

I love father/son bonding and gay people

Okay here's how I think it's gonna go.

Homelander opens soldier boys tube thing and soldier boy says "fuck you fuck nuts you're a fucking pussy, I'm gonna visit an old... Friend" soldier boy then runs out of the big military building they keep him in (still naked btw) and then he knocks out a guard wearing jeans and a work shirt over a grey t shirt and steals his clothes and shaves so they can't tell it's him, he then runs to the parking garage where all the government agents park for work and put of every car he breaks into and hotwires a black 67 impala.

When he turns on the radio it's playing carry on wayward son by Kansas and then he drives to wherever Misha's character lives and when he gets there he knocks on the door all nervous and Misha opens the door wearing a trenchcoat over a suit with a blue tie before saying in a very raspy voice "hello dean" revealing that soldier boys real name is Dean they then lock eyes for a second before making out and having hot passionate gay sex for the rest of the episode until in the last 30 seconds Jared walks in and says "hey so get this, according to the lore"

let my son go to buc-ee’s

Can you do House, Wilson and the ducklings on a road trip to a medical conference ?

The true American experience is a 8+ hour roadtrip. Chase is desperately trying to convince them to stop at a Buc-ee's.

literally can’t stop thinking about warloki

specifically the au where adam is a living weapon made by asgard like something something the perfect being of asgard and the one who will never feel like he truly belongs something something utter devotion to the throne going beyond the reason he was created with

and the religious imagery of adam as the first man and loki as the serpent in the garden of eden something something love being seen as sin and corruption of the perfect man something something loki is adam’s new god

they make me so feral i am gnawing at the bars of my enclosure

they call me an undercover agent. the way i’m. under the covers :) cozy in bed :)

when i saw that scene in like s4 with cas shoving dean into the wall and covering his mouth to keep him quiet i knew right then and there that little bitch of a winchester was a bottom and there’s no one on gods green earth that can change my mind

Hello RTC tumblr today I offer you ✨Nischa✨

kinda rushed bc I made it out of a quick midnight inspo boost I had but I love them sm

fascinating assumption