With Sausage and Joel's dirty daddy penpalling and Scott's not so subtle obsession with handcuffs flirting, Empires smp is gradually getting less and less PG
Thieves stealing important objects from the main characters and then being forced somehow into a found family situation
Saving a character’s life by doing something like taking an arrow/bullet
By losing a bet with a stranger and then teaming up
Gambling with a shifty character and getting really mad at them, only for them to later end up saving the other character’s life
Meeting the other in an arranged marriage and actually liking them (or really, really hating them)
Or having a chaotic dynamic where they irritate each other but they’re equally chaotic, so they become the mischievous duo in the found family
By bickering over the last piece of food at a banquet
Getting hired as a servant or maid, or some other serving position
By accidentally almost killing a character, only for them to join the found family and literally never stop bringing up that first meeting
Do you ever just get up and everything stops malfunctions but not at the same time?
like now your standing but you can't breath your dizzy enough to fall over but yet your now running up stairs and your still breathing just fine and then again when you stop again its all terrible. no? just me? ok then.
smile for the camera
scar and cdream would be a really funny duo actually. cdream would try to take advantage of scar only for it to blow up in his face (probably literally). something something ill get back to this maybe
Mumbo woke up in a maze, he had walked for an hour, maybe even two. He couldn't find an exit and he couldn't find a difference in the white walls with black lines. He was absolutely lost.
Until the line changed colors, as Mumbo walked the line changed to red. He must be getting closer to an exit, right?
The red line wasn't in some of the paths, so Mumbo didn't go down them. Instead he followed down the red halls until he found something. A chest with a book inside.
The book had words messily written inside but it was still readable. so Mumbo read what the book had to say.
"Don't follow the purple lines. Theyr traps. once you get to a room that has grass you need to stay there, that is the middle. the middle is the ony safe place in the maze, it can't get you ther."
This worried Mumbo, he had thought this was another prank when he woke up, but what if he was wrong?
Was the book telling the truth?
It seemed rushed, was this person in danger?
Was Mumbo in danger here?
Where even is here?
What do you mean this wasnt the search bar-
How to be funny
im not ready
Is something wrong?