Arsonvi - AceArson

im not ready

I’ve said this before and I’ll say it again but it is absolutely an example of civilizational inadequacy that only deaf people know ASL

“oh we shouldn’t teach children this language, it will only come in handy if they [checks notes] ever have to talk in a situation where it’s noisy or they need to be quiet”

sleepy dialogue for your otp

"getting sleepy, aren't we?"

"i'm...m'up i swear."

"you're blurring your words together, time for bed."

"this is like the fifth time you've yawned in two minutes."

"love, wake up..."

"we're here, come on."

"how long was i out?"

"babe, you can barely keep your eyes open...let's go."

"you're putting me to sleep...stop."

"you look like you're going to fall asleep on your feet."

"do we have to get up?"

"five more minutes."

"shhh...stop fighting and get some rest."

"twenty minutes?" "fine..."

"you look adorable even in your sleep."

"you're so warm."

"well good evening, nice of you to join us."

"babe, are you up?"

"i'm gonna hang up now, kay?" "wait...no."

"goodnight, love."

Take Fremmy to the aquarium day !

I was sick today so I spent the time drawing silly little block men

The incorrect quotes are from @dragonflavoredcake 

part 2

Fun Ways to Meet Characters

Thieves stealing important objects from the main characters and then being forced somehow into a found family situation

Saving a character’s life by doing something like taking an arrow/bullet

By losing a bet with a stranger and then teaming up

Gambling with a shifty character and getting really mad at them, only for them to later end up saving the other character’s life

Meeting the other in an arranged marriage and actually liking them (or really, really hating them)

Or having a chaotic dynamic where they irritate each other but they’re equally chaotic, so they become the mischievous duo in the found family

By bickering over the last piece of food at a banquet

Getting hired as a servant or maid, or some other serving position

By accidentally almost killing a character, only for them to join the found family and literally never stop bringing up that first meeting

No one suspects a thing. And here is why.

No one would ever think that a god of chaos would end up on a server known for beautiful builds and working together. That's why no one suspected that a Hermit would be said god.

So when a low ranking watcher showed up stating that they were looking for a god everyone was surprised. But they let them in to look around.

The watcher went around the server, they met Doc, Ren, Bdubs, Tango, and more. But they didn't suspect any of them of beng a god.

They had questioned the Admin, Xisuma, but there was nothing out of place, nothing that was a sign to the missing god of Chaos.

The watcher met Mumbo, and Scar. But neither of them knew much about this god. Then they met Grian, he looked familiar, but didn't know much.

There was nothing to find..

So no one suspects a thing.

i have brainrot for boat boys sooo

au where etho some how ends up on empires and is found by hermes who immediately recognizes him as that redstone god his dad talks about all the time. so he brings a very confused etho to an 11’ft joel who’s ecstatic to see him. shenanigans ensue.

etho: why are you 11’ft tall?!? i thought you were like 5’ft

joel: i have no idea what your talking about i’ve always been this tall and sexy

more sleepy dialogue for your otp

"babe, come on, we're gonna be late!"

"you look like you slept well..."

"oh, hon' you look exhausted..."

"i'm so tired it's not even funny."

"you talk in your sleep, you know that?"

"i'm awake!" "sure you are..."

"i just had a long day, that's all."

"mmm that feels nice."

"what're you laughing at?" "you're cute when you're half asleep that's all.."

"did i..." "yeah, don't worry about it."

"m'not that tired." "you can barely speak."

"you fell asleep, you might as well stay the night."

"babe, you still with me?"

"you're falling asleep on me, love."

"i can't keep my eyes open."

"you keep nodding off, you're sure you're alright?"

"sorry, i dozed off for a sec what did you say?"

"you kicked me."

"alright, time for bed."

"you got like two hours of sleep last night." "when did i tell you that?" "oh dear god."

"i don't even know how you're still walking at this point, go to bed."

"let's take a nap."

"just sleep for like twenty minutes, i'll wake you up i promise."

"you need the rest, my love."