How Am I Supposed To Kiss Kiss Fall In Love In These Conditions

Ferb’s birthday is on February 29th (leap year day).

The devil walks into your work on a Thursday.

“Hi,” you say, “welcome to McDonalds.”

The devil clops up to the register, red eyes sliding from the cartoonish picture of Grimace, to the Coca Cola drying in the grout, to the ketchup stain on your pale blue button down.

“What can I get started for you today,” you prod when he continues to stare.

“Uh,” he says. “I came for your soul?”

Your smile slips for a moment before you can pin it back in place. Thank goodness your manager is on their lunch. “We don’t sell that, I’m sorry. Have you tried a Big Mac?”

“I know McDonald’s doesn’t sell souls,” the devil says. “Your parents sold your soul. Before you were born.”

“Oh,” you say. That would explain…a lot, actually. “Well. I’m at work, so…can you collect later?”

“I’m owed your soul on your 18th birthday,” he says.

“It’s my birthday today?” You glance at the register. “Wow. I forgot.”

“That is so fucking sad,” the devil says. He punched the bridge if his nose. “When is your shift over?”

“3am.”

“Jesus,” the devil says. He turns on his hoof. “I’m going to go buy you a cake or something.”

“Wow,” you say. You press a hand over your heart. “That—that actually would make my week.”

“And that’s sad,” the devil calls over his shoulder. “See you at 3!”

Now you have a reason to look forward to getting off work.

hey!! blooming fixation is strong rn, thank you so much for the work you do here on tumblr. was wondering what the handwriting of the li looks like? who would most enjoy receiving a handwritten letter from mc? hoping all is well!!

Quest would like notes the best

Also heres all of them saying happy valentines day LOOOLLLLLLLLLL

i don’t think we can gaslight gatekeep girlboss our way out of this one boys

Have YORself a merry little Christmas 🖤🥀

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Oh my god I’m 21 now what the hell

That one family feud clip has been on my mind for too long :')

only gojo satoru would bear such a curse

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