That So... Unreal

I don't think when I die my corpse will get eaten by maggots

even they wouldn't touch something so disgusting

i love ruining my works toilet on the clock

Why doesn't he have a crystal ball to know that I posted about him?

finally, I've finally achived my dream, my imaginary mutual becoming my real mutual

Stop fucking squirming. I am feeding you oats.

Hi if you ever find yourself in a relationship saying anything along the lines of "well I can't leave cause I would never be able to find something better than this because I'm trans/fat/aging/antisocial/unlucky" I beg of you to run. Please. You can find and build better but in order to do that you have to take the first step out the door. You do not have to endure abuse, mistreatment, or just plain incompatibility for the sake of a fraction of happiness. You don't.

Carrie projecting her period cramps onto Freddy

I really don't understand how "without getting kudos or comments a fanfiction author is going to assume that people who clicked their fic didn't like it" became a controversial take.

I don't know why some people think an author should imagine, or guess that people who click their fic enjoyed it it when nobody is telling them that.

If you're re-reading a fic constantly, or leaving it up in your tab so that it re-loads every day for a hundred days the author is not going to know that unless you tell them. They'd love to hear it. It would make their day.

And if you don't tell them you liked their fic, there's no reason for them to assume you did.

You know damn well that babys a runner

I hope a serial killer kill me. please