Like, Omg, I Didnt Know That, I Definitely Dont Think That Every Single Day!

I suggest you go do terapy, now

when i was a kid i got a 90% on my kindergarten "what are your favorite things?" test because for the question "what is your favorite animal?" i wrote down "puma" and it got marked wrong because my teacher said a puma isnt even an animal its a kind of shoe

I think about him like Gluttony, not because his weight, but because I want him to desire me the way I desire food, even the bigest amount can be bigger. Even if we only talked once, about how teacher is stupid, and how Wrath is right. I think about him like Gluttony because he's my deadliest sin, and i never get enought.

Everytime someone "fix" their separeted tooth, an angel lost their wings

being friends with fanfic writers is so stupid

cus now anytime i piss off my dearest lovely friend.

i am actively threatened with:

"I will write smut about you and the Kool-aid man-"

Gastropoda....

im a snail

a wizard is going to turn you into a random animal! whether you like it or not! how nice of them! spin the wheel to find out which class your new species belongs to (and then probably do a google).

I love tumblr

i had dream you were a plum instead of a fish and you were arguing with a grape

any grapes out there looking to start some shit?

HOW?! WHAT?!!!!

Yeah. apparently, I just needed the Christmas playlist =)

Touching grass isn't enough, i need to kidnap my childhood enemy, torture, humiliate and kill him. With a Christmas playlist playing.

https://www.tumblr.com/ary-totalgaylord/769526913960165376/my-new-aesthetic-is-sword?source=share

This is AI generated

Omg, sorry. Thank you for telling me =)