This Is So Fucking Funny

I want october. I want Halloween. I want fall. I want rain. I want thunderstorm.

shadow work prompts that have left me crying (i felt good after though)

- letter to a parent (hurts so good when you have mommy/daddy issues)

- letter to your younger self (bonus points for pre transition self if that applies to you)

- letter to your childhood pet/pets

- letter to your childhood best friend

- listing out your insecurities and then complimenting said insecurities

- listing everything you’re grateful for,, even if it’s just a few things

- letter to your ancestors or just all ancestors in general (i like doing it for all ancestors that way no one feels left out)

To any suicidal followers I may have: This is a sign to not kill yourself. You are loved and the world is special because you are in it. Keep holding on.

Reblog this when it’s on your dash. You will save someone’s life.

All of this is GENIUS!

Things I do when my chronic pain flares.

So like many many people, I have chronic illnesses. That comes along with the fun little bonus of chronic pain. I have skin conditions that can make moving incredibly painful, but I also have other conditions that make frequent, quick movements very painful. Sometimes I just don't have the physical energy to move around a lot for my craft, so... I have to get a wee bit creative.

One of my favorite cheats is so stupidly simple that I hate I didn't think about it sooner. It's an easy cleansing method that I've been using for a few years now, and all I have to do is hold my burning smoke cleanse behind a rotating fan with the window open in my room. If you can't walk around, this work fine too. Just be careful.

I know I've said this is a few other posts, but lemons. Lemons. Lemons. I love them so much. Slice one up, pepper around your space, constant negativity absorption. Sometimes I sprinkle on some salt, or cloves, maybe a few pinches of basil. As they dry over a few days, they absorb negativity and leave my space feeling nice and light. Once they're dried up, my flare has usually calmed down and I toss them into the fireplace to burn.

Cat purring is extremely comforting and charging energy. I use my cat for charging crystals, spells, candles... pretty much anything. I lay down, give her a few pets, and we both take a nap as she infuses whatever-i-need-charged with a calming energy.

Here's a bulleted list of just a few more ideas:

Stick a crystal to your Roomba or pet's collar

Use an electric wax melter instead of a candle so you don't have to worry about getting up to put it out

Put dried herb leaves in your phone case

Keep a spray cleanser by your bed so you can very lightly mist yourself/your bed if there's too much pain to smoke cleanse

Light incense on the opposite side of the room as the window, and keep the window open to spread the smoke

I know it can be hard to keep up when things are bad, but keep in mind that resting is just as important as practicing. You're not a bad witch for needing breaks, rests, or pauses. There's no 'minimum engagement requirements. You're allowed to recharge and recuperate whenever you need to. Please take care of yourself, and good luck <3 Blessed be.

Tips and Commissions: Ko-Fi

Why is it that every single person that I open up to ghosts me within 2 months. I'm too much for anyone to handle. I'm not even surprised anymore. It happens with every single new relationship and I barely even care anymore. I wish I could just become a total bitch so everyone would be too scared to get close. This just fuels my desire to get as bad as possible and give people a good reason to leave.

mfs be like "weight loss is about simple maths" yeah no shit dawg thats why im bad at it 💀😹😹

Reblog to put one of these in your mutuals’ pocket when they’re not looking

shoutout to the rexies with autism and have to eat safefoods which are higher cal

shoutout to the rexies with chronic illness and need a higher intake

shoutout to the rexies who eat 1000+ cals

shoutout to the rexies who dont or cant exercise

shoutout to the delusional rexies who starve because of delusions

shoutout to the rexies who binge mutliple times a week

shoutout to the rexies who never fast

shoutout to the rexies who didnt develop an ed for weight reasons

yall are valid as FUCK, dont forget it <3

I can't believe I'm almost to my first GW. I feel like I've been working on it forever. I'm glad that it's finally working.

"dont ☆ve yourself!! your b00bs will small"

dont motivate me.