Asexual-ashe - Gay Little Goblin

Xmen hyperfixation is back guys

the “i wanna go home” never leaves my head even when i’m physically sitting in my bed

english teachers either are a parental figure or your biggest opp and there's no in between

I have been trying to say something for ten minutes. And all I have to say is fuck all of you. Fuck you Trumpies - I hope you get effected by everything you voted for - fuck you white leftists that didn't vote because you expected Kamala to win - I hope the moral high ground and convenience was worth it - fuck everyone who just decided to be complacent, and most of all, Fuck You Donald.

Snotlout was onto something with Hiccup having a gambling addiction, mf gambles with his life enough.

cabin headcanons masterlist

a/n: these are all my personal headcanons. i will be making ones for more minor gods.

cabin 1- zeus ⚡️

cabin 3- poseidon 🌊

cabin 4- demeter 🪴

cabin 5- ares ⚔️

cabin 6- athena 🧠

cabin 7- apollo ☀️

cabin 8- artemis 🌙

cabin 9- hephaestus 🛠️

cabin 10- aphrodite 💗

cabin 11- hermes ⚕️

cabin 12- dionysus 🍷

cabin 13- hades 💀

cabin 14- iris 🌈

cabin 15- hypnos 💤

cabin 16- nemesis ⚖️

cabin 17- nike 🏆

cabin 18- hebe 🍶

cabin 19- tyche 🎰

cabin 20- hecate 🪄

cabin 21- hestia 🔥

cabin 22- thanatos 🪦

cabin 23- morpheus 🛌

cabin 24- melinoe 👻

cabin 25- persephone 🌸

cabin 26- eros 💘

cabin 27- nyx 🌌

cabin 38- psyche 🦋

i love seeing posts where its dabi and hawks but its switched in a way where

people think dabi is the stone cold silent type while hawks talks talks talks and loves people when IN REALITY

dabi his theater kid attention lacking ass goes public w his shit and is a dramatic mf while

hawks has been shoved in the spotlight too often too much and needs to be nonverbal sometimes and genuinely hates doing flashy things because its too much work

que dabi mumbling to hawks about the shit he went through when he was homeless like "this drunk girl just kept crying on me!" and hawks laying on dabi on tummy cooing to show hes listening <333

i love the idea that viggo's issue is that he's always overestimating the dragon riders and that's why he loses. other antagonists always underestimate them, they don't put in all the necessary precautions, which allows the riders to slip through, always throwing parties and gloating before the dragon is in the cage. but viggo?

my man takes so many precautions, his entire island is a war base, and yet, and YET the dragon riders got in by dyeing snotlout's hair blonde, giving him gucci boots and naming him sir ulgertorpe, SIR ULGERTORPE. viggo got catfished by snotlout with blonde hair. he's overestimating them so bad that the IDEA of them "just walking in" doesn't even come to mind. he's ready for fire and death to fall from the sky but a one-legged boy pulling a fast one on him breaks his fancy little english brain.

I kinda like to think that, when Wade's Jean and Scott meet Logan for the first time, Scott is the one to be understanding and not compare him to their Logan at all.

Like, let's be real, Scott treated Logan better than Jean did those whole 3 first movies.

I know we have all kinda decided all of the X-Men (I refuse to believe Kurt, Colossus and Morph would do ANYTHING bad to this man-) would be assholes too him by assuming he is the same and assuming he will just come back to them ect, but I really do think that Scott....wouldn't?

Scott has always treated Logan differently than everyone else has treated him. He teases him, he makes jokes, they bicker like an old married couple and okay- in the movies they argue cause of Jean- but they still kind of do that playfully too?

Plus, Worse Wolverine ain't flirting with Jean. This Logan is only flirting with Wade. So there isn't any competition. Also, pretty sure this Logan dated Scott after Jean died- I mean- "Scott used to beg me to wear it"? The fact he says Scott before Jean? And let's be honest, Logan was kind of the only person who cared to ask Scott how he was and check in on him when she died. He was the only one asking where he was after Jean killed him.

And I think Scott has moved on from that childish "but she's mine!" arguments.

Jean? Jean is a petty bitch.

“oh that man is so fucked up”

*immediately starts reading/writing fanfic about him*