Truly The Funniest Thing About Puppet History Is That It’s Still Educational. I DID Learn What Defenestration

some of my fav 'inconsistencies' between the prequel trilogy & the OT and by fav i mean i genuinely think these were good calls:

it is NOT normal for Jedi to become force ghosts when they die. that's like a brand new skill Yoda just unlocked. if Luke tried to tell ppl about Obi-wan's force ghost literally no-one, even ppl who were familiar w the Jedi when they were around, would know wtf he was talking about

R2-D2 knew everything that went down during the prequels and just opted not to tell anyone ever which is fully in-character for him

becoming a Jedi was a whole process involving 15+ years of training and formal trials to determine if you were ready for knighthood and then with Luke Yoda was just like 'yeah fuck it you're a jedi knight now. burn the jedi temple did. made up all the rules are. gives a shit who does.'

everyone just kind of forgot who the Jedi were within the span of a generation. love that.

i was actually born as a CD but a wizard turned me into a human to teach me a lesson

Magneto if you can hear us... Magneto it's not too late... Magneto save us... Magento...

Mom asked me what woke means, she'd heard some politician use it. I explained it as being aware that some groups in society have less advantages than others. She proclaimed herself to be proudly woke.

whenever obi-wan does something cody approves of he rewards him with a meaningless trivia factoid.

Codyyyyyy. Halo? Sun? Crown of thorns? Who knows

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Au we’re Numa is force sensitive and after the 212th visit Rayloth they take her to the temple and they just kinda adopt her

there’s also something to be said about erik crying over charles not being on his side and raven kissing him on the head before she leaves him