okay picture this; i go back in time and find a victorian orphan child. do i blow his mind? do i break his brain? NO!!! i give him warm soft clothes and a hug. he gets me wizard high off what would commonly be used to treat a minor cough in that era. we both eventually contract a deadly illness and then i bring him to the future where we get easily cured of our ailment. i buy him a happy meal afterwards. he’s my good son now. love you son.
they did NOT have to have that scene with the fucking muppet meteor stopping to look at the earth and seeing it in all it's chaotic and simultaneously symphonic beauty after flying through empty space for millions of years and the montage of everything the earth has to offer was simply too much!!! i was already crying why do i feel bad for a fucking ROCK that KILLS EVERYTHING
Pro sports would be way more interesting if the athletes had to actually be from the area their team represents
Hes so silly I love him‼️
The nazis that you see in movies are as much a historical fantasy as vikings with horned helmets and samurai cutting people in half.
The nazis were not some vague evil that wanted to hurt people for the sake of hurting them. They had specific goals which furthered a far right agenda, and they wanted to do harm to very specific groups, (largely slavs, jews, Romani, queer people, communists/leftists, and disabled people.)
The nazis didn't use soldiers in creepy gas masks as their main imagery that they sold to the german people, they used blond haired blue eyed families. Nor did they stand up on podiums saying that would wage an endless and brutal war, they gave speeches about protecting white Christian society from degenerates just like how conservatives do today.
Nazis weren't atheists or pagans. They were deeply Christian and Christianity was part of their ideology just like it is for modern conservatives. They spoke at lengths about defending their Christian nation from godless leftism. The ones who hated the catholic church hated it for protestant reasons. Nazi occultism was fringe within the party and never expected to become mainstream, and those occultists were still Christian, none of them ever claimed to be Satanists or Asatru.
Nazis were also not queer or disabled. They killed those groups, before they had a chance to kill almost anyone else actually. Despite the amount of disabled nazis or queer/queer coded nazis you'll see in movies and on TV, in reality they were very cishet and very able bodied. There was one high ranking nazi early on who was gay and the other nazis killed him for that. Saying the nazis were gay or disabled makes about as much sense as saying they were Jewish.
The nazis weren't mentally ill. As previously mentioned they hated disabled people, and this unquestionably included anyone neurodivergent. When the surviving nazi war criminals were given psychological tests after the war, they were shown to be some of the most neurotypical people out there.
The nazis weren't socialists. Full stop. They hated socialists. They got elected on hating socialists. They killed socialists. Hating all forms of lefitsm was a big part of their ideology, and especially a big part of how they sold themselves.
The nazis were not the supervillians you see on screen, not because they didn't do horrible things in real life, they most certainly did, but because they weren't that vague apolitical evil that exists for white American action heros to fight. They did horrible things because they had a right wing authoritarian political ideology, an ideology that is fundamentally the same as what most of the modern right wing believes.
do you think that after the rako hardeen mission obi-wan went to see his battalion and just. walked right onto the bridge of the negotiator and some clone goes "general on deck" and they all stand at attention because that's what you do when your commanding officer joins you on the bridge but none of them realize just which specific general walked right in until someone gasps and they slowly, one after the other, realize who that is and it can't be he's dead yet none of them fall out of stance despite the shock because they're all good men and haven't been dismissed yet, except cody, the most collected and loyal and best of them all, who goes pale and staggers back a few steps and then doesn't breathe until obi-wan softly says "at ease" with his eyes trained on cody and then high general kenobi has a shaking bundle of marshal commander in his arms and excuse the rambling but i think about this a lot
Wolffe: I've always been curious, what exactly do they teach you at the temples?
Shaak-Ti: Bantha-back riding
Mace Windu: Amateur Theatre
Plo Koon: Baking and Knitting
Qui-Gon: Weed
Obi-Wan: General Slutiness
Cody: Not like, fighting or strategy?
Anakin: I mean that too.
Yoda: Important it was not, before the war.
Obi and his padawans :3
I wanted to redraw this but I thought it would be more fun if I did a continuation instead :))))
My original file was apparently too big X)
late valentine’s day capvers art
Love seeing something from TikTok and going “girlie that is literally what led to the downfall of the Papal States”
He/they, i occasionally will post art, i passionately hate seagulls
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