Ok, just imagine this... Clone simps in the Star Wars universe.
It starts out small, just someone making a comment on Space-tagram, wondering what the troopers look like without helmets.
This is followed up by the op with a picture of one of the Corrie Guards without his helmet on, and a comment reading "oh no he's hot!"
(Yes star wars has their version of sponge bob.)
The picture floats around the internet and soon there's a few fan accounts dedicated to finding out more about this mysterious, and good-looking army of men, who showed up basically out of nowhere. (You know, for the fans people)
Months go by, and people start to figure out their names and numbers.
Commanders and commandos are usually the favorites, but Captains Rex, Howzer, and Keeli have become quite popular, as well as some of the arc troopers.
The Jedi council and senate are aware of what's going on but they see it as harmless.
In fact its the only positive publicity that the clones get thats not from the government.
-and then shit gets crazy.
Someone manages to get a picture of Aayla and Bly standing a little to close to one another.
"R they dating?!" "No! Bly is mine!😠" & "They make such a cute couple" are just a few of the comments.
Another person gets a photo of Plo Koon talking to the wolf pack and posts it with the following caption-
"Oh my force! He's such a good dad. Go Wolf Pack🐺"
There's also a five second video of Cody handing Obi-Wan his lightsaber.
The clone simps loose their minds over this. You'd think that he handed him a wedding ring from the way they go on about it.
Part 2 cause I couldn't resist.
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A fundamental part of transandrophobia is the fact that its extremely difficult to fit trans men into the categories we have.
We have the categories of "man" and "woman", with men being dominant, in control, and powerful, and women not. These categories have historically been exclusive to cis people, but now we have transfeminism. Trans women are very clearly not a dominant, in control, powerful group in society, and they are women, so its very easy to fit them in to the existing framework. Men are still in power and women still aren't, its just that "women" now includes both women and the cooler women.
But trans men are harder to fit in. In trans-accepting feminism, trans men are accepted as men. But trans men are not a group that is dominant, in control, and powerful in society. We don't have trans men making laws, or being popular newscaster who can sway public opinion. Stories are not written with the "trans male gaze", as trans men are not expected to be the viewer. Trans men are not seen by society at large as especially trustworthy, likable, people that should be listened to.
So, to keep that framework intact, you either have to say that trans men are women and ignore their identity, or you have to say that trans men are men and therefore in power. Neither of these answers are good for trans men, and neither accurately describe trans men's place in society. Because while trans men are affected by misogyny, trans men have experiences of gender and sexual oppression that cis women don't. And nonbinary people, too, are shafted here; nonbinary people aren't a dominant group, but many are not women and many were not assigned female at birth. What do you do with that? (Well, just start lumping them with women, it seems).
This is why I feel the thing we need is a proper restructuring of how we view gendered oppression. We are trying to operate trans existence through cis technology. Right now, in trans-affirming feminism, it seems that if you experience some sort of gendered oppression, you are seen as a de facto woman until you can't be. Cissexism and binarism is still dominating our perspectives, even when we are "trans-affirming", because we are still unwilling to change our framework to adjust for trans experiences.
So, according to the background lore, while growing up on Kamino, if the clones had any bouts of anger or frustration, they were put into the "retraining tank" which was essentially isolation. And at some point, this just kinda manifests in the clones in not being able to express their negative feelings properly, and either pushing them down or dealing with them by isolating themselves, because those two things are the only things they know how to do that somewhat work.
The Jedi help with this, of course. They teach their men how to meditate, how to express themselves, how to deal with their negative feelings and also let them go and not let them fester, and how the clones adopt this part of their conduct as well. Meditation becomes almost mandatory. It's not strictly enforced by the Jedi, but it is enforced by the Commanders and the rest of the men, especially when Shinies come from Kamino.
The Guard doesn't have a Jedi.
What they do have, is empty closets to go sit in quietly or maybe scream.
It's the best and the only thing that they have.
okay i'm locking these in early i know what's gonna happen i'm calling it now
Last timeloop I gave you my heart....
This is so cute 😭🥹
OBI-WAN KENOBI | Part II
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